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The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
- The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
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RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Hilary Briss > 29/08/2013, 10:27
Well that improved my persuasion no end.
Now all I need is for the maid to finish the ironing and slip a fresh shirt into my overnight bag and its off to the airport. 24 hours in the welcome bosom of The Grand Hotel Amsterdam, which is amusingly adjacent to the red light district, then back to blighty in time for Dock St Annie's weekly soiree at the Hell Fire Club ! -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
StrumSolo > 29/08/2013, 10:32
Did you give those bastard gulls what for?
This smug git's playing the ukelele
Pricks, the lot of em. -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Outlaw87 > 29/08/2013, 10:43
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RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Hilary Briss > 29/08/2013, 16:40
Liverpool John Lennon airport.
Why oh why did the scousers think they had the wit and cultural capacity to build an international airport.
The Briss entourage is used to Heathrow terminal 5, exclusive shopping fine dining and caviar. This hellhole cannot even manage an oyster bar.
The tedious shite a chap must put up with. -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Hilary Briss > 29/08/2013, 16:43
Perhaps I should tweet my anoyance ?
Is that how things are done by the young hip things ?
In my day one took out ones irritation on the staff.
Fancy calling an airport after some no mark from a popular beat combo.
You see what I did there ? Clearly been here to long already. -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Hilary Briss > 29/08/2013, 16:48
Well I managed to order refreshments. The bar was full of rowdy individuals wearing matching t shirts and wigs so I took refuge in a place called "Starbucks".
Dear God.
Well at least Briss got the chance to brush up on his Polish. -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
RussyRover > 29/08/2013, 16:55
Did it resemble something like this...
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RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Hilary Briss > 29/08/2013, 17:04
(29/08/2013, 16:55)RussyRover Wrote: Did it resemble something like this...
You have been aswell ???
What did you make of the bathroom facilities ? - The Briss posterior has seen some difficult docking stations in its time, but dear god, the Black Hole of Calcutta had nothing on this place. It reminded me of a school trip to Paris in between the wars.
The tedious shite which the stoic Briss must endure........ -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
RussyRover > 29/08/2013, 17:12
The ahem bathroom facilities were akin to heaven compared to some I have frequented, mainly in the far off corners of the empire in Asia where a chap is forced to squat and perch his posterior over a variety of shaped holes in the floor to accommodate doing his business, then realising there is no sign of toilet paper but a strange looking pail and ladle in the corner... yes your very own DIY bidet....