(27/08/2013, 14:01)ScottyRampant Wrote: it's a fair point, diced carrots do not a sandwich make.

*Hangs head in shame*

Mr Heinz begs to differ he sells sick by the jar full!

You think i'd be happy after seeing that wouldn't you?

I'm not.

(27/08/2013, 13:52)Hilary Briss Wrote:

(27/08/2013, 12:22)ScottyRampant Wrote: Would diced carrot have been acceptable? Or are they just generally off-limits?

Oh well, onwards and upwards, things can only get better etc..

Diced carrot ?

In a fucking sandwich ?

I worry for the deluded fool that employs you.

:@

Diced carrots only EVER come upwards. :P

I am going to Amsterdam tomorrow and the flight does not land until nearly 8 in the evening.

Can you imagine the rush to get through customs and into a cab in time to make my 8:30 dinner reservation !!!

:P:P:P

Keep your tongue in your mouth old chap, you look like Miley Cyrus

and by saying an 8.30 dinner reservation, do you mean you'll be partaking of one of these dishes...



Perhaps they can 'whip' you up a tuna sandwich too...

(28/08/2013, 12:04)ScottyRampant Wrote: Keep your tongue in your mouth old chap, you look like Miley Cyrus

Not sure what you are driving at there me old fagster ?

I see you frequenting a few of these "joints" Lord of the Briss :P

(28/08/2013, 15:27)Outlaw1987 Wrote: I see you frequenting a few of these "joints" Lord of the Briss :P

Herein lies the problem.

If a chap finds himself in Rome, I believe it is discourteous not to do as the Romans do.......

I had my car cleaned today.

20 mins later fucking Seagull shite all over the roof.

When I was a young chap we used to play an interesting game with a bag of chips, the local Seagulls, and the oncoming traffic on Blackpool promenade. Once you get them into a feeding frenzy their ability to notice their impending death is diminished. The No 14 bus makes a shocking mess of the verminous bastards.

Right I'm off to the chippy.