The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

Hilary Briss > 27/08/2013, 12:18

I am surrounded by buffoons.

I had my man send out for luncheon and the turnip that made my Tuna sandwich decided that I wanted grated carrot placing inside.

GRATED FUCKING CARROT.

Can you imagine my disgust.

:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

StrumSolo > 27/08/2013, 12:22

Would diced carrot have been acceptable? Or are they just generally off-limits?

Oh well, onwards and upwards, things can only get better etc..
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RussyRover > 27/08/2013, 12:50

Perhaps this old dear made the offending article, I wholeheartedly sympathise...
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Hilary Briss > 27/08/2013, 13:03

I shall be bringing the Purdeys to work tomorrow. That will cure carrot wielding harridan.

Fucking no-tail slug should never be allowed near a chaps luncheon.

And obviously I know it was not a chap who put the orange root veg of death in my dinner..........only a feemale would countenance such a dastardly act.
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

RussyRover > 27/08/2013, 13:25

It could have been worse old boy, you might have gotten one of these instead... Available at your local Waitrose I hear...
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Clitterbug > 27/08/2013, 13:27

Luckily for sir his luncheon was not prepared by Edward Hitler!
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StrumSolo > 27/08/2013, 13:30

First gin and now sandwiches?!
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

Hilary Briss > 27/08/2013, 13:31

(27/08/2013, 12:50)RussyRover Wrote: Perhaps this old dear made the offending article, I wholeheartedly sympathise...

THAT'S THE BITCH !

:@
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

Hilary Briss > 27/08/2013, 13:52

(27/08/2013, 12:22)ScottyRampant Wrote: Would diced carrot have been acceptable? Or are they just generally off-limits?

Oh well, onwards and upwards, things can only get better etc..

Diced carrot ?

In a fucking sandwich ?

I worry for the deluded fool that employs you.

:@
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

StrumSolo > 27/08/2013, 14:01

it's a fair point, diced carrots do not a sandwich make.

*Hangs head in shame*
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