I am surrounded by buffoons.

I had my man send out for luncheon and the turnip that made my Tuna sandwich decided that I wanted grated carrot placing inside.

GRATED FUCKING CARROT.

Can you imagine my disgust.

:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@

Would diced carrot have been acceptable? Or are they just generally off-limits?

Oh well, onwards and upwards, things can only get better etc..

Perhaps this old dear made the offending article, I wholeheartedly sympathise...

I shall be bringing the Purdeys to work tomorrow. That will cure carrot wielding harridan.

Fucking no-tail slug should never be allowed near a chaps luncheon.

And obviously I know it was not a chap who put the orange root veg of death in my dinner..........only a feemale would countenance such a dastardly act.

It could have been worse old boy, you might have gotten one of these instead... Available at your local Waitrose I hear...

Luckily for sir his luncheon was not prepared by Edward Hitler!

First gin and now sandwiches?!

(27/08/2013, 12:50)RussyRover Wrote: Perhaps this old dear made the offending article, I wholeheartedly sympathise...

THAT'S THE BITCH !

:@

(27/08/2013, 12:22)ScottyRampant Wrote: Would diced carrot have been acceptable? Or are they just generally off-limits?

Oh well, onwards and upwards, things can only get better etc..

Diced carrot ?

In a fucking sandwich ?

I worry for the deluded fool that employs you.

:@

it's a fair point, diced carrots do not a sandwich make.

*Hangs head in shame*