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18/08/2014, 16:09
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19/08/2014, 13:15
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27/08/2014, 10:23
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29/08/2014, 15:31
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03/09/2014, 08:40
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RE: Jokes
the true meaning of road signs
Sometimes, a little perspective is needed Shut up! (10) |
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03/09/2014, 11:52
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05/09/2014, 11:22
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08/09/2014, 17:30
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17/09/2014, 14:05
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This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf. He said, "I'm not happy." I replied, "Well, which one are you then?" |
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18/09/2014, 16:56
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RE: Jokes
A woman takes her pet duck to the vet, the animal is clearly dead as it's flopping all over the place.
She bursts in to the vets room and demands he saves her beloved Donald. The vet looks at the duck and says "I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do." "There must be a test or something" the woman protests. "Ok" says the vet and he leaves the room, bring a Labrador in with him, the dog sniffs the duck but shows no reaction. "I'm sorry, but your duck is dead" the vet again says. "There must be a scan you can do" says the woman. The vet again leaves the room and this time returns with a tabby cat. The cat sniffs the duck but shows no reaction, "your duck has passed away" says the vet. "Ok" say the woman, finally coming to terms with the fact. "How much do I need to pay?" "£500" says the vet, The woman asks "why so much, all you did was tell me my pet was dead." "Well madam" the vet replies, "I performed a lab test and a cat scan and they don't come cheap." |
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