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31/07/2014, 13:06
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RE: Jokes
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31/07/2014, 15:56
Post: #432
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RE: Jokes
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04/08/2014, 12:49
Post: #433
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RE: Jokes
A man is about to go off on a week long business trip and wants to do something nice for his wife since he won't be there. He goes to a sex store and comes across what was labeled as a magic dildo with the instructions "simply say 'magic dildo' then the location for it to go to work. Clap 3 times to stop." He goes home and shows it to his wife, he says "magic dildo, my wife's vagina." The dildo jumps out of his hand and goes to work. He explains the instructions to stop but she wasn't really focused at the time. He departs.
About an hour later the wife has had the most amazing experience of her life and is done for the night. However, she does not remember the instructions to stop it. After about 20 more minutes of trying to stop it the toy becomes more painful and she decides to go to the ER. As you might expect she has a hard time keeping her lane and it a police officer happened to see her car. The officer, thinking she's drunk, walks up to the car and asks how her night has been. She repels "Not so great, I can't drive because my husband bought me this magic dildo" as the cop immediately cuts her off and says "sure, magic dildo my ass..."
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05/08/2014, 10:39
Post: #434
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RE: Jokes
#PrayForGaza
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08/08/2014, 14:11
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RE: Jokes
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12/08/2014, 13:52
Post: #436
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RE: Jokes
Had no idea. Shocked and horrified.
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14/08/2014, 11:24
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14/08/2014, 12:26
Post: #438
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RE: Jokes
she certainly doesn't look very swift...
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14/08/2014, 15:03
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15/08/2014, 14:27
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