If
Juan Mata does end up joining Man Utd for £40m, should David Moyes a) be delighted to have finally got his hands on a tricksy Spanish midfielder or, b) concerned that Chelsea now feel they can send his like to Old Trafford safe in the knowledge that their own prospects won't be harmed as a result? Wouldn't flog him to Arsenal, would they?
PSG could be about to drop €90m on
Eden Hazard and €60m on
Paul Pogba. They probably won't of course but still, €150m eh? Big boy shit.
Steve Bruce wants
Sulley Muntari to swap Milan for Hull, and reckons a £4m bid ought to do it. Unlikely you may say, but the Ghana international did used to play for Portsmouth, so he's got form when it comes to coastal shit-holes.
In veteran striker news,
Samuel Eto'o will rejoin Mallorca when his Chelsea contract expires in the summer and Daniel Levy is keen on bringing
Dimitar Berbatov back to White Hart Lane. Tim Sherwood though, is apparently less enthralled by the prospect.
Alou Diarra wants out of West Ham,
Modibo Maiga could be shipped off to Turkey and
Ravel Morrison might not see out the month at Upton Park either. Unorthodox behaviour for a club already so short of numbers but sometimes a trim of the wage bill is necessary.
Joleon Lescott's don't come cheap.
Julio Cesar is still gathering dust on the QPR bench. In your own time...
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