Jeez it gets worse.

Rampant was down for 25 minutes today.

What was a chap to do ?

No sign of the yard arm, and one does not usually take a cigar until after dinner.

Answers on a post card please.

So today I had to move one car out of the drive to get the other car out. Then I left my phone in the first car.

Fuck life is a slippy bitch.

Lord Briss! what is one doing moving ones own jalopy? surely thats a task for the chauffeur!

Was it raining?

That'd be double tedious.

(21/11/2013, 15:25)clitterbug Wrote: Lord Briss! what is one doing moving ones own jalopy? surely thats a task for the chauffeur!

Ones chauffeur was in bed with ones butler.

TTS

(21/11/2013, 15:14)Hilary Briss Wrote: So today I had to move one car out of the drive to get the other car out. Then I left my phone in the first car.

Fuck life is a slippy bitch.

Could have been worse dear boy, try one of these for keeping your mobile devices safe at all times, I'm sure a gent of your standing can afford a nice clean one...

(21/11/2013, 16:20)Hilary Briss Wrote:

(21/11/2013, 15:25)clitterbug Wrote: Lord Briss! what is one doing moving ones own jalopy? surely thats a task for the chauffeur!

Ones chauffeur was in bed with ones butler.

TTS

Tut tut, the scourge of modern times, below stairs staff fraternising! There was a time when only the master of the house could take advantage of the chambermaids/batmen but now the plebs have access to the internet on Sirs computer they,ve found a miriad of deviancies to fill their off duty time with!
Sounds like you need to contact your staffing agent for new servants, may i suggest the female of the species, cheaper or should i say 'less expencive' than their counterparts and much easier on the eye, especialy if they start deviatng from the servitude path, AGAIN!

(21/11/2013, 16:39)clitterbug Wrote:

(21/11/2013, 16:20)Hilary Briss Wrote:

(21/11/2013, 15:25)clitterbug Wrote: Lord Briss! what is one doing moving ones own jalopy? surely thats a task for the chauffeur!

Ones chauffeur was in bed with ones butler.

TTS

Tut tut, the scourge of modern times, below stairs staff fraternising! There was a time when only the master of the house could take advantage of the chambermaids/batmen but now the plebs have access to the internet on Sirs computer they,ve found a miriad of deviancies to fill their off duty time with!
Sounds like you need to contact your staffing agent for new servants, may i suggest the female of the species, cheaper or should i say 'less expencive' than their counterparts and much easier on the eye, especialy if they start deviatng from the servitude path, AGAIN!

Serves me right for having a pole.

So, Briss finds himself at a concert and during the interval they had the audacity to present Lord Briss with his libation in a plastic glass.

Can you imagine my horror.

Bloody cold today.

My car is outside, but I have to get there, get in, and get the engine warm before I have any hope of getting slightly warm.

Can you imagine my despair ?

:@