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The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

• The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

• RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

  Clitterbug > 27/08/2013, 14:08

  (27/08/2013, 14:01)ScottyRampant Wrote: it's a fair point, diced carrots do not a sandwich make.
  
  *Hangs head in shame*

  Mr Heinz begs to differ he sells sick by the jar full!

• RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

  StrumSolo > 27/08/2013, 14:37

  You think i'd be happy after seeing that wouldn't you?
  
  I'm not.

• RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

  oilman > 27/08/2013, 16:07

  (27/08/2013, 13:52)Hilary Briss Wrote:

  (27/08/2013, 12:22)ScottyRampant Wrote: Would diced carrot have been acceptable? Or are they just generally off-limits?
  
  Oh well, onwards and upwards, things can only get better etc..

  
  Diced carrot ?
  
  In a fucking sandwich ?
  
  I worry for the deluded fool that employs you.
  
  :@

  
  Diced carrots only EVER come upwards. :P

• RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

  Hilary Briss > 28/08/2013, 11:51

  I am going to Amsterdam tomorrow and the flight does not land until nearly 8 in the evening.
  
  Can you imagine the rush to get through customs and into a cab in time to make my 8:30 dinner reservation !!!
  
  :P:P:P

• RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

  StrumSolo > 28/08/2013, 12:04

  Keep your tongue in your mouth old chap, you look like Miley Cyrus
  

• RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

  RussyRover > 28/08/2013, 12:39

  and by saying an 8.30 dinner reservation, do you mean you'll be partaking of one of these dishes...
  
  
  
  Perhaps they can 'whip' you up a tuna sandwich too...

• RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

  Hilary Briss > 28/08/2013, 14:53

  (28/08/2013, 12:04)ScottyRampant Wrote: Keep your tongue in your mouth old chap, you look like Miley Cyrus
  

  
  Not sure what you are driving at there me old fagster ?

• RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

  Outlaw87 > 28/08/2013, 15:27

  I see you frequenting a few of these "joints" Lord of the Briss :P
  
  

• RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

  Hilary Briss > 28/08/2013, 17:57

  (28/08/2013, 15:27)Outlaw1987 Wrote: I see you frequenting a few of these "joints" Lord of the Briss :P
  
  

  
  
  Herein lies the problem.
  
  If a chap finds himself in Rome, I believe it is discourteous not to do as the Romans do.......

• RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.

  Hilary Briss > 28/08/2013, 18:02

  I had my car cleaned today.
  
  20 mins later fucking Seagull shite all over the roof.
  
  When I was a young chap we used to play an interesting game with a bag of chips, the local Seagulls, and the oncoming traffic on Blackpool promenade. Once you get them into a feeding frenzy their ability to notice their impending death is diminished. The No 14 bus makes a shocking mess of the verminous bastards.
  
  Right I'm off to the chippy.
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