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The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
- The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
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RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Hilary Briss > 19/11/2013, 12:17
Jeez it gets worse.
Rampant was down for 25 minutes today.
What was a chap to do ?
No sign of the yard arm, and one does not usually take a cigar until after dinner.
Answers on a post card please. -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Hilary Briss > 21/11/2013, 15:14
So today I had to move one car out of the drive to get the other car out. Then I left my phone in the first car.
Fuck life is a slippy bitch. -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Clitterbug > 21/11/2013, 15:25
Lord Briss! what is one doing moving ones own jalopy? surely thats a task for the chauffeur! -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
StrumSolo > 21/11/2013, 15:33
Was it raining?
That'd be double tedious. -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
RussyRover > 21/11/2013, 16:28
(21/11/2013, 15:14)Hilary Briss Wrote: So today I had to move one car out of the drive to get the other car out. Then I left my phone in the first car.
Fuck life is a slippy bitch.
Could have been worse dear boy, try one of these for keeping your mobile devices safe at all times, I'm sure a gent of your standing can afford a nice clean one...
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RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Clitterbug > 21/11/2013, 16:39
(21/11/2013, 16:20)Hilary Briss Wrote:
(21/11/2013, 15:25)clitterbug Wrote: Lord Briss! what is one doing moving ones own jalopy? surely thats a task for the chauffeur!
Ones chauffeur was in bed with ones butler.
TTS
Tut tut, the scourge of modern times, below stairs staff fraternising! There was a time when only the master of the house could take advantage of the chambermaids/batmen but now the plebs have access to the internet on Sirs computer they,ve found a miriad of deviancies to fill their off duty time with!
Sounds like you need to contact your staffing agent for new servants, may i suggest the female of the species, cheaper or should i say 'less expencive' than their counterparts and much easier on the eye, especialy if they start deviatng from the servitude path, AGAIN! -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Hilary Briss > 21/11/2013, 17:14
(21/11/2013, 16:39)clitterbug Wrote:
(21/11/2013, 16:20)Hilary Briss Wrote:
(21/11/2013, 15:25)clitterbug Wrote: Lord Briss! what is one doing moving ones own jalopy? surely thats a task for the chauffeur!
Ones chauffeur was in bed with ones butler.
TTS
Tut tut, the scourge of modern times, below stairs staff fraternising! There was a time when only the master of the house could take advantage of the chambermaids/batmen but now the plebs have access to the internet on Sirs computer they,ve found a miriad of deviancies to fill their off duty time with!
Sounds like you need to contact your staffing agent for new servants, may i suggest the female of the species, cheaper or should i say 'less expencive' than their counterparts and much easier on the eye, especialy if they start deviatng from the servitude path, AGAIN!
Serves me right for having a pole. -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Hilary Briss > 23/11/2013, 16:02
So, Briss finds himself at a concert and during the interval they had the audacity to present Lord Briss with his libation in a plastic glass.
Can you imagine my horror. -
RE: The tedious shite a chap must contend with.
Hilary Briss > 26/11/2013, 19:15
Bloody cold today.
My car is outside, but I have to get there, get in, and get the engine warm before I have any hope of getting slightly warm.
Can you imagine my despair ?
:@