Jokes

[gymaddict69]

My granddad's just come out the closet.
Probably had another shit in there.
That's alzheimers for you.

This gorgeous bird with really long legs got on the bus today, and when I turned around I could see right up her skirt.
And that's when I hit the low bridge.

[gymaddict69]

My mum walked in my room the other day and said "You'll go blind if you do that."
I was so embarrassed, I dropped my binoculars and missed the eclipse.

What is the best thing about having sex with a Transsexual?
Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

[irishlover]

Lol he should be looking at girls sunbathing with the binoculars. That is why they call it bird watching lol.

[StrumSolo]

Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he’s married.

[parkaner]

I am so angry about all the nudity there is on this site.

I'm just sitting here, shaking my fist.

[parkaner]

An Essex girl is in bed with her boyfriend when they start to argue. She screams "how dare you call me a slapper! Now get out of my bed right now - and take your f**king mates with you"

[FantasticMR]

[StrumSolo]

Old ones are the best.

Dying 😂😂😂😂 @MayaJama just fell the the old ‘Hugh Janus’ joke live on air @BBCR1 @gregjames @Chris_Stark @scott_mills #hugeanus pic.twitter.com/fOBxG8H5ZI

— Chris Atterbury 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@chris_atterbury) April 5, 2019

[parkaner]

What do you call carbon free carbonara?




disgusting

[mark.s..]

when I was little and playing up, my dad used to hit me with the telephone.                         I was always on the receiving end