Johnny Depp reveals in court that Amber Heard took a shit on his bed!

[ReedeFox]

I’m sure you’ve heard all the stories over the past year about the reasons why Johnny Depp and Amber Heard divorced. First it was that Depp was a wife beater, then it came out that Amber was the one beating Depp up. It was all a bit of a shit show of ‘he said she said’ that ended up in a lengthy & drawn out court battle.



With Johnny Depp taking the stand in court last week, people were expecting a few truth bombs to be dropped but no one could have expected this. Apparently the straw that broke the camels back wasn’t the alleged beating or the multiple recordings of her calling him a pussy and a loser - it was the the fact that Amber decided to take a steaming dump on the pairs marital bed. Err what?!



 Here’s what Depp had to say in court: 
 

I decided to divorce Amber after she – or possible one of her friends – defecated in the marital bed and she dismissed it as a harmless prank. This was symptomatic of the abuse that I experienced from her throughout our marriage. If I had known then what I know now, I would have seen the red flag warning signs, but I did not. She was beautiful, seemingly incredibly interested in me and my work, and I fell for it.

She bombed me with what appeared to be love. It was not until much later that I understood that she had an agenda, namely to get married to me in order to progress her own career and/or to benefit financially, and she knew how to bring it about. For example, at the time, she repeatedly told me how much she admired my films; however, later in our relationship she admitted that she had never seen any of my films. She knew what she wanted and I was an easy target.She is a calculating, diagnosed borderline personality; she is sociopathic; she is a narcissist; and she is completely emotionally dishonest.

 
Whoa, that’s pretty nuts! It’s not unbelievable though. I’ve seen so many girls like that - acting like they’re into the same music and shit as the guy then when they put on a ring on it they start morphing into a controlling psychopath. Poor old Depp. I hope he gets himself sorted and his career back on track after this absolute shit show.

[Friday]

Yep, she is one serious psycho bitch.
It's funny though, isn't it.  When this first kicked off, everyone started dropping Depp like a hot potato.  No more Captain Jack for starters and god knows how much more work he's missed out on as a result.
But now that her abusive behaviour has been brought into the light of day, what's happening to her?  Hee Bloody Haw, she's still on the cast list for Aquaman 2, she still has her makeup contract and all of the vocal people that were shouting for Depp's head are suspiciously quiet.

Double standards are amazing, aren't they.

[FantasticMR]

Not to mention the worst fall out of this, Amelia Clarke is to now take the role of Meera in the next Aquaman. Wasn't it enough that Sophie Turner murdered Jean Grey in X-Men? Aside from a few names, when are we going to stop pretending that some of the GOT leads are good actors?

[StrumSolo]

Amelia Clarke is to now take the role of Meera in the next Aquaman.

So she isn't still on the cast list for Aquaman 2?

Phew! You needn't have worried @Friday

[FantasticMR]

At last check, she was not. To imdb...

[FantasticMR]

Oops, looks like I may be wrong. I had heard of her removal but IMDB still has her on the ticket. 

Not that I'd immediately say that his removal from the Pirates movie was based on his gender and the accusations. It might have been sure but also it could be that it's Disney and they can't have that sort of thing attached to their name, male or female. The internet didn't remove him, the studio did.

But my original point still stands. Kit Harrington, Amelia Clark, Sophie Turner, Maisie Willams, Isaac Hemptsted Wright and a few others, please be advised that your Equity cards have been revoked.

[ReedeFox]

Part 2 of the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard divorce saga is underway and Depp has just shared the pics in court of the alleged turd that Heard took in his bed. The court also shared pics of Depp's regular breakfast that looks pretty darn slimming albeit not that healthy. Here's his brekkie:



Yikes. Not a good look in court is it. But then again, neither is the monstrous shit in his bed:
https://twitter.com/truthhurts06/status/...5088208897
Yeah that ain't a yorkie shit is it. I've got a feeling this isn't the last of the craziness we'll be seeing from these two. There's messy divorces and then there's this!!!

[FantasticMR]

I need to find a breakfast venue that serves themed plates and get me "The Depp".

[ReedeFox]

[FantasticMR]

Honestly I can’t tell if this is actual court footage from the Depp v Heard trial or whether SNL put together a skit but either way it’s just really bizarre and at time funny. Jason Mamoa has entered the ring.