Guy whose dick fell off due to infection grows new one on his arm

[ReedeFox]

A guy whose dick fell off due a blood infection has finally had a new one attached, after growing it on his arm for the past 6 years.

 

Malcolm Macdonald, recalled the horrific moment his penis “just dropped off onto the floor” after he suffered an infection in his perineum. Brutal! Here’s what he told the NY post: 
 

When I saw my penis go black I was beside myself. It was like a horror film. I was in a complete panic. I knew deep down it was gone and I was going to lose it. I just picked it up and put it in the bin. I went to the hospital and they said the best they could do for me was to roll the remaining stump up like a little sausage roll. It was heartbreaking.

 
Thankfully for Malcolm, he met Professor David Ralph from London’s University College Hospital who told him he could give him back his sex life. Malcolm worked closely with Professor David Ralph and the pair designed his dream penis with the help of surgeons. He even added two inches. However, It wasn’t all plain sailing. Malcolm had to grow the penis on his forearm for 6 long years. Here’s how it was done: When the op was finally performed, it took 9 hours and Malcolm finally felt like a man again. Jeez, can you imagine not having a dick for 6 years??? Congrats to Malcolm on his new pecker.

[FantasticMR]

I’m even more disappointed on this occasion to see a pixelated dick than I am when watching Japanese porn.

[spitefulI]

I’m even more disappointed on this occasion to see a pixelated dick than I am when watching Japanese porn.

It's literally the only reason I clicked this.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COCK ON THE ARM!

[ReedeFox]

You know the dude whose dick fell off? Well he's back in the headlines again after he tried it on with Kate Beckinsale. Turns out though, Kate kinda reached out to him first...indirectly....




Naturally Malcolm had to shoot his shot after receiving such a public message from Kate:
 

She seems like a nice girl and it’s great she’s read my story and what I’ve been through.
The kisses are a nice touch too.
I’m ready for dating again, so why not her?
I’ll even treat her to a pint down at my local boozer.

I'm sure Kate is on her way to Norfolk right now for a pint of ale and some Scampi fries down Malcolm's boozer as we speak.

[FantasticMR]

If he’s chucking scampi fries in the mix I’ll pop down for a peek at his sleeve todger.

[neeks]

I want to see it!