Would you burn a KFC gravy candle?

[StrumSolo]

I would not.  Thinking you ought to save the savouring of those gravy aromas for occasions when there's actual gravy in the house; accompanied, of course, by a load of chicken.

A candle's gonna have you craving the colonel's wares way more often than medical guidance would recommend, right?  Maybe that's the point...



But!  They're only making 230 of them!  And you have to enter your details at https://www.kfc.co.uk/gravycandle for the chance to win one.

There's also a science bit, like it's perfume or something: "Initially the different ingredients within the gravy were split into their constituent parts and fragrances matched to each. Then the scent was built component by component in the similar ratios as KFC’s iconic gravy."  

And in the time it's taken to type this nonsense out, I now want a KFC gravy candle.  Well played, lads.  Well played.

[FantasticMR]

I couldn't deal wih this. It's at least 30 mins to my nearest kufkuh and each time it was lit, I'mma want some.