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Worst film you ever saw/ Films that make you want to scream NOOOO!!! and not in a good way
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jesslloydfan > 16/10/2011, 14:13

Blood rayne is another shocker, and jack frost why anyone thought a film about a killer snowman would be good, although i will say the shower scene is memorable probably not for the right reasons though.
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jesslloydfan > 17/10/2011, 03:25

Another one, epic movie, possibly one the least funniest films i've ever seen, i only watched it because it was on tv at the time, and i couldn't even get through it all it was that bad.
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humiliateme > 17/10/2011, 03:36

(17/10/2011, 03:25)jesslloydfan Wrote: Another one, epic movie, possibly one the least funniest films i've ever seen, i only watched it because it was on tv at the time, and i couldn't even get through it all it was that bad.

i totally agree, in fact i'd widen it to any of those types of films, another teen movie, scary movie etc... etc... they're all really bad and filled with bad acting, unfunny "jokes" and poor satire. the only thing that used to make some of them 1% ok was that girl who was in the house bunnie, Anna Faris i think her name was, but as i said even with her that only made them 1% ok
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10bal01 > 17/10/2011, 10:53

Cloverfield or Blair Witch for me.
POV films are to me an excuse for poor acting. If I wanted to see some teenagers filming themselve in the woods I'd go the the collage and watch some A level drama or film students, not pay good money to see it at a cinema.

For much the same reason I hate Paranormal Activity, I want to see a good film, not some CCTV footage of a door opening an inch.
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jesslloydfan > 17/10/2011, 15:24

(17/10/2011, 03:36)humiliateme Wrote:
(17/10/2011, 03:25)jesslloydfan Wrote: Another one, epic movie, possibly one the least funniest films i've ever seen, i only watched it because it was on tv at the time, and i couldn't even get through it all it was that bad.

i totally agree, in fact i'd widen it to any of those types of films, another teen movie, scary movie etc... etc... they're all really bad and filled with bad acting, unfunny "jokes" and poor satire. the only thing that used to make some of them 1% ok was that girl who was in the house bunnie, Anna Faris i think her name was, but as i said even with her that only made them 1% ok
I hate most of those films, but i have to say i do like the scary movie films, admittedly there are less funny jokes in each sequal,
but i think they`re quite funny.
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humiliateme > 17/10/2011, 18:12

(17/10/2011, 15:24)jesslloydfan Wrote:
(17/10/2011, 03:36)humiliateme Wrote:
(17/10/2011, 03:25)jesslloydfan Wrote: Another one, epic movie, possibly one the least funniest films i've ever seen, i only watched it because it was on tv at the time, and i couldn't even get through it all it was that bad.

i totally agree, in fact i'd widen it to any of those types of films, another teen movie, scary movie etc... etc... they're all really bad and filled with bad acting, unfunny "jokes" and poor satire. the only thing that used to make some of them 1% ok was that girl who was in the house bunnie, Anna Faris i think her name was, but as i said even with her that only made them 1% ok
I hate most of those films, but i have to say i do like the scary movie films, admittedly there are less funny jokes in each sequal,
but i think they`re quite funny.

i think i probably liked the first one, can't really remember but i was younger when it came out so i probably liked the jokes more, but any that come out now or for quite a while before now have been rubbish
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jesslloydfan > 17/10/2011, 18:21

(17/10/2011, 18:12)humiliateme Wrote:
(17/10/2011, 15:24)jesslloydfan Wrote:
(17/10/2011, 03:36)humiliateme Wrote:
(17/10/2011, 03:25)jesslloydfan Wrote: Another one, epic movie, possibly one the least funniest films i've ever seen, i only watched it because it was on tv at the time, and i couldn't even get through it all it was that bad.

i totally agree, in fact i'd widen it to any of those types of films, another teen movie, scary movie etc... etc... they're all really bad and filled with bad acting, unfunny "jokes" and poor satire. the only thing that used to make some of them 1% ok was that girl who was in the house bunnie, Anna Faris i think her name was, but as i said even with her that only made them 1% ok
I hate most of those films, but i have to say i do like the scary movie films, admittedly there are less funny jokes in each sequal,
but i think they`re quite funny.

i think i probably liked the first one, can't really remember but i was younger when it came out so i probably liked the jokes more, but any that come out now or for quite a while before now have been rubbish

The first one of the scary movie films is the best of the series, but i do like all of them even if they aren`t as funny as the first as they go on,
but films like epic movie, disaster movie etc, it`s just bad scatter shot parodies of any film that`s out.
At least the jokes in the scary movie films are generally parodies of the horror genre.
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humiliateme > 17/10/2011, 20:09

one i watched recently was the film drive, it was billed as a sort of heist, driver film. you know the kind a guy who's a fantastic driver works as a wheelman, falls in love with a woman and helps her husband after he gets in too deep etc...

however the film just smacked of style over substance, loads of people are going on about how great the soundtrack is but that's part of the proble, there's all these arty scenes with no talking and just music and they go on and on, in fact there's not that much talking in the whole film, none of the driving parts are either very good or last for very long and also there's not many of them
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braveheart.1965 > 17/10/2011, 20:11

(11/10/2011, 02:28)Chillblane Wrote: Simple premise, pick a film you loath and tell us all why it & or the person who made it should be destroyed/shot/stabbed/burned (pick one, I don't care which you choose but do choose an option)

I'm going to have to say Battlefield Earth which may not be a surprise to anyone unfortunate enough to have seen it, and I will apologise to humiliateme in advance for mentioning it again.

Possibly the lamest Sci-Fi action film ever made with bad special effects and terrible acting.
The cast could have been a lot better and so could the script.
The massive plot holes are massively unforgivable and it seems to go on forever, my ass certainly thought so at the time.
Apparently it's based on a book that John Travolta really likes and he did this to it, I'd hate to see what he does to something he doesn't like.

Follow the link below for a list of people who need stabbing for this turkey.

Avoid this at all costs and don't blame me if you decide you want to know what I'm talking about here, you have been warned!!!

what about the human centipede
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Chillblane > 17/10/2011, 20:33

(17/10/2011, 18:21)jesslloydfan Wrote:
(17/10/2011, 18:12)humiliateme Wrote:
(17/10/2011, 15:24)jesslloydfan Wrote:
(17/10/2011, 03:36)humiliateme Wrote:
(17/10/2011, 03:25)jesslloydfan Wrote: Another one, epic movie, possibly one the least funniest films i've ever seen, i only watched it because it was on tv at the time, and i couldn't even get through it all it was that bad.

i totally agree, in fact i'd widen it to any of those types of films, another teen movie, scary movie etc... etc... they're all really bad and filled with bad acting, unfunny "jokes" and poor satire. the only thing that used to make some of them 1% ok was that girl who was in the house bunnie, Anna Faris i think her name was, but as i said even with her that only made them 1% ok
I hate most of those films, but i have to say i do like the scary movie films, admittedly there are less funny jokes in each sequal,
but i think they`re quite funny.

i think i probably liked the first one, can't really remember but i was younger when it came out so i probably liked the jokes more, but any that come out now or for quite a while before now have been rubbish

The first one of the scary movie films is the best of the series, but i do like all of them even if they aren`t as funny as the first as they go on,
but films like epic movie, disaster movie etc, it`s just bad scatter shot parodies of any film that`s out.
At least the jokes in the scary movie films are generally parodies of the horror genre.

If you want a good satire i'd suggest Aeroplane or it's sequel Aeroplane 2, or even the Mel Brooks classic Spaceballs. They all rock and none of the films mentioned above are anywhere near them in terms of funny.

(17/10/2011, 20:09)humiliateme Wrote: one i watched recently was the film drive, it was billed as a sort of heist, driver film. you know the kind a guy who's a fantastic driver works as a wheelman, falls in love with a woman and helps her husband after he gets in too deep etc...

however the film just smacked of style over substance, loads of people are going on about how great the soundtrack is but that's part of the proble, there's all these arty scenes with no talking and just music and they go on and on, in fact there's not that much talking in the whole film, none of the driving parts are either very good or last for very long and also there's not many of them

That's what happens when you make a movie out of a game that is basically music and diving.
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