Woman saved by implants after being shot in the titty

[ReedeFox]

A woman over in Canada was out enjoying her night when suddenly her titties were under attack, with a shot being fire and a bullet piercing her left boob. Ouch.

 

The 30-year-old unnamed woman was out partying when she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her chest. She looked down at her boobs to discover she was pissing blood from her left one so she took herself off to hospital where doctors discovered a bullet hole along with black scorch marks. Apparently the scorch marks indicate the shot must’ve been fired at close range, which also resulted in a fractured rib.

 

X-rays show that the bullet came to a stop at the top of her left boob which doctors say is all thanks to her breast implants. Apparently the fact that the silicone implant was laying just over her heart and changed the course of the bullet, actually saved her life. Well whaddya know - her big ol tits saved the motherfuckin day. I always knew fake boobs were special. Now we have proof. 

 

It’s still pretty weird that some spanner was out in a club dicking about with a gun and firing shots into the crowd. It’s not even America! I thought the Canadian’s were meant to be a peaceful bunch?! Anyhoo, let us take a moment to appreciate the glory of a whopping great set of chebs!

[FantasticMR]

Came for the story, stayed for the gifs

[ReturnOfDeMac]

Petition for those on the frontline to wear fake silicone breasts, distracting to the opposition and clearly great protection.

[FantasticMR]

Petition for those on the frontline to wear fake silicone breasts, distracting to the opposition and clearly great protection.

Finally, a beautiful war.

[Hilary Briss]

I like tits.

[FantasticMR]

Thanks for stopping by Briss. Anything else you care to add?