Woman reveals husband's revolting wanking habits & people are horrified

[ReedeFox]

Everyone’s partner has a few annoying habits we have to put up with, such as picking their toenails when you’re trying to watch TV, or leaving the loo seat up. However, there are some people out there who’s habits are so revolting that it causes their partner to actually pack their bags and leave. A woman recently shared some concerns about her husbands wanking habits on the advice forum, Mumsnet and people were pretty horrified. She wrote:  
 

I'm going mad thinking my husband has some absolutely gross and unpleasant habits and I can't stand it anymore but feeling like I'm supposed to remember no one is perfect.
 
I've tried bringing these things up and talking to him nicely and also very firmly but I've got nowhere. I am too embarrassed to ask people in real life what they think and I want to know am I being unreasonable to be so annoyed? He's 31, we've been married for a year and his behaviour started going off after we got married. I'm old enough and have enough experience of men to know it's normal, but he thinks it's ok to wank into the bedsheets when I'm out. I came back one day and noticed a pungent smell, sat down on the bed and realised my hand was on a damp patch.

He kept doing it, I said something. He got really ratty and said it was impossible I could know and started accusing me of sniffing the bedsheets - that is gross!!! I definitely wasn't imagining it!

 


If that wasn’t bad enough, the woman went on to explain how her partner leaves his dirty laundry all over the floor, leaves mountains of plates in the sink, throws tea bags at the freshly painted wall and rarely takes showers. Wow, seems like a real catch! 

 

When she confronted him over the issues he shouted: "I don't like being told what to do!"To add insult to injury, she also claims he doesn't want to spend any quality time with her and prefers to watch YouTube on his phone all evening. She said she’s tried suggesting counselling but that just made him angry. She goes on to say:  
 

Sometimes I feel I'm even detecting a hint of dislike/contempt for me but I have no idea why. I feel like I'm dealing with an angry teenage boy and I don't know how I didn't pick up on all of this sooner. Please help, I'm losing my marbles! 

It didn’t take long for the comments to come flooding in with things like ‘leave him’ and ‘wtf are you doing with this clown’. All good advice!  Hopefully she’ll take heed and ditch this absolute loser for someone that actually respects her.

[Hilary Briss]

He should wait until she is asleep and chuck a mix all over her miserable frigid lesbian face.

Can a chap not have a wank FFS !

Fucking Mumsnet, its a wonder they ever became mums. Immaculate fucking conception or did some poor twat let the ale get the better of him. Fucking beer goggles again. 

Silly cunt should maybe have a word with herself, get some fucking lippy on, and ask herself why her beloved is watching youtube rather than endlessly trying to kick her back door in. And he is not throwing tea bags at the wall, he is throwing them at her the fucking swamp donkey.

They get their fucking nest set up then its bastard headaches and wittering on that godforsaken Mumsnet and wondering why hubby would rather rub one out solo !

If I ever found that viperous nest of bearded hippos when perusing Mrs Briss's browser history it would be a very short sprint to the locksmith and the samsonite.

Fucking Mumsnet.

You Miss Foxx should be ashamed of yourself. In this hollowed hall of wanking we do not speak of that place.

[HappyGoLukey]

Got no sympathy for her. There's no way he's just suddenly turned into a pig. She's allowed it go on and on and should've nipped it in the bud way before it gets to that stage. Or, of course, she could leave.

[Hilary Briss]

Got no sympathy for her. There's no way he's just suddenly turned into a pig. She's allowed it go on and on and should've nipped it in the bud way before it gets to that stage. Or, of course, she could leave.

Could leave ?

Should leave more like.

Or sort her sad act out and give the fella a proper nosh. Followed by a slap up dinner.

Fucking dirtbag. Slut will be wanting to vote next.

[FantasticMR]

He should wait until she is asleep and chuck a mix all over her miserable frigid lesbian face.

Can a chap not have a wank FFS !

Fucking Mumsnet, its a wonder they ever became mums. Immaculate fucking conception or did some poor twat let the ale get the better of him. Fucking beer goggles again. 

Silly cunt should maybe have a word with herself, get some fucking lippy on, and ask herself why her beloved is watching youtube rather than endlessly trying to kick her back door in. And he is not throwing tea bags at the wall, he is throwing them at her the fucking swamp donkey.

They get their fucking nest set up then its bastard headaches and wittering on that godforsaken Mumsnet and wondering why hubby would rather rub one out solo !

If I ever found that viperous nest of bearded hippos when perusing Mrs Briss's browser history it would be a very short sprint to the locksmith and the samsonite.

Fucking Mumsnet.

You Miss Foxx should be ashamed of yourself. In this hollowed hall of wanking we do not speak of that place.

[ReedeFox]

She's a proper weak streak of piss. Stand up for yourself love, tell your grotty bloke to wash his cock, stick the sheets on a hot wash and ram his tongue up your dusty withered muff. Maybe hold off on the home improvement chat for an hour or two! 

I could be a marriage counsellor!

[Hilary Briss]

She's a proper weak streak of piss. Stand up for yourself love, tell your grotty bloke to wash his cock, stick the sheets on a hot wash and ram his tongue up your dusty withered muff. Maybe hold off on the home improvement chat for an hour or two! 

I could be a marriage counsellor!

You could, be a girl can only have one job, and yours is to see to your geezer until he is sated.

Then get his fucking dinner on and sort the ironing.

[Hilary Briss]

And another thing Lady.

If his cock needs a wash its because you have not given it a proper ladywipe.