Woman named Crystal Methvin gets busted for doing crystal meth

[ReedeFox]

If you give your kid a ridiculous name, the chances are they'll grow up to be a ridiculous person with zero chance of ever being employed. I strongly believe a name can help shape who that person becomes so by giving your daughter a name like Crystal Methvin, you're making a rod for your own back.



It's possible that Mr & Mrs Methvin weren't really aware of crystal meth at the time of naming their baby girl Crystal but still, it's bloody unfortunate isn't it?! Well, it appears Crystal's name finally got the better of her when she reached the tender age of 40 as she was busted by cops while sitting in her car smoking meth with one of her loser mates. Apparently this isn’t Crystal's first drug related offence, as you can see by her impressive rap-sheet.
 


According to the St John County cop database that you can see above, this was the 15th time she’s been busted for possession. This is one case you really can say 'I blame the parents'.

[parkaner]

Another one like that would be Charlie Sheen.

Discovery of the drug was made public when famous actor Charlie Sheen was questioned to what drugs he was taking in a very interesting and peculiar interview, to which he answered "Me, the Charlie Sheen Drug".