WOMAN CLAIMS SHE WAS RAPED & IMPREGNATED BY SNAPCHAT HOTDOG FILTER

[ReedeFox]

This story is scrambling my brain it's so fucking dumb. This girl found herself up the duff and instead of admitting some teen with bum-fluff knocked her up, she decided to to blame it on a Snapchat hotdog filter. Yeah, you did read that correctly. This crazy bitch jumped on Facebook claiming she was raped by a digital hotdog and that it's the only possible way she could be pregnant. Hmmm, I can think of another way. Check out her Facebook post:




This bitch is either totally unhinged or she's just shit at coming up with a convincing story after cheating on her boyfriend. Either way, I feel sorry for the kid.

[FantasticMR]

Well shame on you Reede because it could totally happen and you're just too narrow minded to see the bigger picture. This Hotdog carries digital viruses, in her case it was a baby. In my case it was aids.

[StrumSolo]

I'd have gone for something a bit more plausible i reckon. Immaculate conception, second coming of Christ, that sort of thing...

[FantasticMR]

I'd have gone for something a bit more plausible i reckon.  Immaculate conception, second coming of Christ, that sort of thing...

She only got pregnant by the 2nd coming? Did he do the first one in the bathroom sink before hand so he didn't blow his load too soon in the main event?