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WHY COOKING WHILE DRUNK IS A BAD IDEA...
15/08/2016, 10:44
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WHY COOKING WHILE DRUNK IS A BAD IDEA...
We've all been there - stumbling home in a drunken stupor ready to raid the cupboards. I don't know what it is about drunken hunger but it just completely takes over and you just gotta eat. like. RIGHT NOW!


Unfortunately for you, you may think you're whipping up a gourmet batch of pancakes when it reality you're stirring a bowl of stale cornflakes with a toothbrush. But still, good effort!

These people tried and failed miserable with these fucking food abortions! Sheesh!

What shall we have? A crisp tortilla? Done!
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This is not going to end well!
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I'm ashamed to admit it but I'd totally eat this!
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I don't even know what the fuck this is
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Now you can eat a hotdog and have delightful smelling breath at the same time
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hmm, I think this guys onto something here
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Cheesy peas - for the health conscience drunk!
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I'm pretty sure you need water to cook noodles
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It doesn't even resemble food anymore
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Just get a straw and suck it off the hob
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Those sausages look fucking wrong!

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Slightly overdone
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He should probably not be allowed near the oven while wasted
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This gives a new meaning to egg noodles!
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This guy is gonna burn the fuck out of his hand when he tries to touch that handle!
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15/08/2016, 11:13 (This post was last modified: 15/08/2016, 11:14 by FantasticMR.)
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RE: WHY COOKING WHILE DRUNK IS A BAD IDEA...
(15/08/2016, 10:44)ReedeFox Wrote:  [Image: 19nqp]
My Mum managed to do this once. She wasn't even drunk! Well, looking back now I can't guarantee that.

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15/08/2016, 11:16
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not one thing is in it's correct place.
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15/08/2016, 23:06
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LOL i dont even think i was drunk, i was dared to eat a Kit Kat which was wrapped in a cheese square,

those are hillarious the toothpaste hot dog cant be real!

the bagels and crisps we all done the crisp sandwich and if you say you havn't
1. you are a liar
2. you havn't lived
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(15/08/2016, 23:06)SirWanksAlot86 Wrote:  LOL i dont even think i was drunk, i was dared to eat a Kit Kat which was wrapped in a cheese square,

those are hillarious the toothpaste hot dog cant be real!

the bagels and crisps we all done the crisp sandwich and if you say you havn't
1. you are a liar
2. you havn't lived

I've not done a crisp sandwich in years! Not sure I want to revisit it either now that Golden Wonder aren't what they used to be.
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nothing beats a basic ham sandwich, with some walkers cheese and onion crisps or if you want something more exciting some pickled onion monster munch with a ham sandwich

lol Lunchbox masterchef lol
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