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• Where is Briss?

  Clitterbug > 04/03/2014, 10:43

  Where is the fat balding cantankerous old Manc faggot? he popped in yesterday for a moan and hasnt come back again YET! im gonna get on the phone now and check out all the hospitals in th Greater Manchester area see if anyones been admited with a severe rectal trauma! :-/

• RE: Where is Briss?

  Hilary Briss > 04/03/2014, 11:29

  (04/03/2014, 10:43)clitterbug Wrote: Where is the fat balding cantankerous old Manc faggot? he popped in yesterday for a moan and hasnt come back again YET! im gonna get on the phone now and check out all the hospitals in th Greater Manchester area see if anyones been admited with a severe rectal trauma! :-/

  
  Fuck off PissFlap.
  
  I'll have you know I have a fine head of hair.
  
  I might not have grown it "in house" but we are very pleased with it.
  
  When they showed me the endless possibilities I was like a Scouser in a wheel trim factory !
  
  
  
  With regards to my rectum, I'll have you know that a chaps ringpiece is his own private kingdom and not to be bandied about willy-nilly like a celebs smile on a red carpet.
  
  Now can I suggest that you shimmy down to the dole office for your restart appointment, you dont want Pauline stopping your benefits again.
  
  

• RE: Where is Briss?

  Clitterbug > 04/03/2014, 13:25

  Me, mrs Bug and the kids had a week in a very nice wheel trim factory in 1986, we were allowed to watch the word cup in the canteen and throw darts at the Maggie Thatcher pic sellotaped to the dart board, and on the last day we were given a set of Rostyles, and very nice too they looked on my Cortina!
  BTW Pauline says hello and wants to know what youve done with her black pen! told her you'd been scribbling in the bald spots so there probably wouldnt be much ink left!

• RE: Where is Briss?

  Hilary Briss > 04/03/2014, 14:38

  (04/03/2014, 13:25)clitterbug Wrote: Me, mrs Bug and the kids had a week in a very nice wheel trim factory in 1986, we were allowed to watch the word cup in the canteen and throw darts at the Derek Hatton pic sellotaped to Mrs Bug's arse, and on the last day we nicked a set of Rostyles, and very nice too they looked on my Asda shopping trolley !

  
  Was it this one ?
  
  
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