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Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

• Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

• Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

  ReedeFox > 28/11/2019, 15:00

  I’m all for wellness, mindfulness and being in touch with our bodies, but sometimes shit just goes too far, like this new movement involving sunning your actual asshole! 
  
  
   
  A girl called Meagan has taken to Instagram claiming that she’s been absorbing sunlight every day for 30 seconds and that it’s been giving her more energy and creativity. Here’s what she posted:
  
  https://www.instagram.com/p/B34mk7shhrH/
  
  https://www.instagram.com/p/B4xj6R9hU6A/
   
  What a load of bollocks! It’s cool that she’s got more energy and all that but I highly doubt it’s all down to her spreading her butthole to the sun. people took to Twitter where there was a mixer reaction, but most people thought it was pretty ludicrous. However, I do like the person who coined the term ‘butt chugging’  
  
   
  
  I think that Meagan probably feels more energised because of all the vitamin D she got from being out in the sun, not from soaking up the rays through her anus.

• RE: Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

  Hilary Briss > 28/11/2019, 15:44

  These young'uns think they discover everything.

• RE: Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

  mark.s.. > 28/11/2019, 15:53

  (28/11/2019, 15:44)Hilary Briss Wrote: These young'uns think they discover everything.

  lizards have been doing this for millions of years. they just put their tail down if anyone's watching.

• RE: Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

  Hilary Briss > 28/11/2019, 16:15

  (28/11/2019, 15:53)mark.s.. Wrote:

  (28/11/2019, 15:44)Hilary Briss Wrote: These young'uns think they discover everything.

  lizards have been doing this for millions of years. they just put their tail down if anyone's watching. 

  
  Same.

• RE: Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

  ReedeFox > 04/12/2019, 13:08

  So I have a follow up to to the viral trend that’s been doing the rounds of late - butt chugging sunlight. In case you're too lazy to read my other article, it basically involves a bunch of hippies sunning their assholes as a way of taking in the sun’s energy. 
  
   
  
  Obviously it’s all complete and utter bollocks, but one celeb has decided to give it a go himself and has given his verdict. Turns out, not only is it nonsense, but ‘perineum sunning’ can actually leave you with some pretty serious anus burns. Avengers & Goonies star Josh Brolin took to Instagram to detail his experience and it ain’t pretty:
  
  
  https://www.instagram.com/p/B5ddxy6ggyW/ 
  If that isn’t a reason to not attempt this I don’t know what is. Although if you’re trying this in the UK I’d be more worried about your butthole freezing and becoming host to a hibernating hedgehog. Brrrrrr!!!

• RE: Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

  FantasticMR > 04/12/2019, 13:38

  I am unable to partake in this practice for the sun shines from within mine.

• RE: Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

  Hilary Briss > 04/12/2019, 13:48

  (04/12/2019, 13:38)FantasticMR Wrote: I am unable to partake in this practice for the sun shines from within mine.

  
  Yar.
  
  And I shit Faberge eggs.

• RE: Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

  FantasticMR > 04/12/2019, 13:51

  This one looks like it might have caused you some bother
  
  

• RE: Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

  Friday > 04/12/2019, 15:41

  I think someone is going to get the shit ripped out of him publicly or in private by Ryan Reynolds.  No way he's going to be able to resist commenting.

• RE: Wellness fanatics are now sunning their buttholes in a bid to acquire more energy

  Jester62 > 04/12/2019, 23:48

  Hi There Foxy Lady And All You Rampant Hentai's
  
  What A Set Of Plonkers These Peeps Are,lol. They Will Take To Anything.
  What's Happened To Their Reasoning Skills, And Josh Brolin What A Meat Head, lol.
  
  Regards,
  Jester
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