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UKip if you want to, the tool is not for turning
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UKip if you want to, the tool is not for turning
Clitterbug > 19/01/2014, 13:48
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&...n5AO4aS9Tg
David Silvester 'tawt he taw a puddy tat a tweeping up on him' what a complete fucking arsehole! this is the kind of fuckwit wanker who wants to run the country! i know the present incumbent {ooer in'cum'bent} is no Lincoln but FFS! -
RE: UKip if you want to, the tool is not for turning
Hilary Briss > 19/01/2014, 13:50
I think he is probably correct.
I mean you cannot trust those bummers..........case in point fMR. -
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StrumSolo > 19/01/2014, 14:24
I think it's unfair to tar all of them with fMR's twisted little brush. -
RE: UKip if you want to, the tool is not for turning
StrumSolo > 19/01/2014, 15:09
I know you're not a big fan of that twitter, Clitter, but this is genius!
https://twitter.com/UkipWeather -
RE: UKip if you want to, the tool is not for turning
RussyRover > 19/01/2014, 18:05
Tosh, everyone knows the recent spate of foul weather has been linked to the fortunes of the English Cricket Team, when they win we can expect glorious sunshine and record breaking temperatures.... So I suggest you buy some more thermal undies and stock up on tea bags and sand bags for the foreseeable future
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RE: UKip if you want to, the tool is not for turning
Hilary Briss > 19/01/2014, 18:12
(19/01/2014, 18:05)RussyRover Wrote: Tosh, everyone knows the recent spate of foul weather has been linked to the fortunes of the English Cricket Team, when they win we can expect glorious sunshine and record breaking temperatures.... So I suggest you buy some more thermal undies and stock up on tea bags and sand bags for the foreseeable future
Are you saying the England cricket team are chutney ferrets !!!!!
Sir, I think you should retract that remark if you value your membership of this hallowed forum.
In fact you will probably need to publish your apology in the Times if you dont wish to be debagged and radished at the next meeting of the hellfire club. -
RE: UKip if you want to, the tool is not for turning
RussyRover > 19/01/2014, 18:26
(19/01/2014, 18:12)Hilary Briss Wrote:
(19/01/2014, 18:05)RussyRover Wrote: Tosh, everyone knows the recent spate of foul weather has been linked to the fortunes of the English Cricket Team, when they win we can expect glorious sunshine and record breaking temperatures.... So I suggest you buy some more thermal undies and stock up on tea bags and sand bags for the foreseeable future
Are you saying the England cricket team are chutney ferrets !!!!!
Sir, I think you should retract that remark if you value your membership of this hallowed forum.
In fact you will probably need to publish your apology in the Times if you dont wish to be debagged and radished at the next meeting of the hellfire club.
God forbid no, not chutney ferrets... More like Fingerlicking sperm spackers, or sticky llama lickers...
Apologies if any Chutney Ferrets were insulted or harmed in any way.... -
RE: UKip if you want to, the tool is not for turning
Clitterbug > 19/01/2014, 20:01
(19/01/2014, 18:05)RussyRover Wrote: Tosh, everyone knows the recent spate of foul weather has been linked to the fortunes of the English Cricket Team, when they win we can expect glorious sunshine and record breaking temperatures.... So I suggest you buy some more thermal undies and stock up on tea bags and sand bags for the foreseeable future
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&...iq8lEmT4DQ
Cheers Russy that explains my most memorable summer, the summer of 76, a summer that ended childhood and herelded grown up things, our last year at school would soon be donewith, soon be out in the world of work, money, alcohol and sex! we spent almost all of the 6 weeks school hols camping on the field the otherside of the M57, getting pissed on party cans of Watneys Red Barrel supplied by Joneseys brother who worked in the offy, i lost my virginiy in that tent and no Briss before you start it was nothing chutney ferretish! it was a girl, a young lady with a real fanny and everything. And that was all due to Englands success in India you say, well Hurrah and Huzzah, 3 cheers for the men in white! :P -
RE: UKip if you want to, the tool is not for turning
iamme > 20/01/2014, 11:15
(19/01/2014, 15:09)ScottyRampant Wrote: I know you're not a big fan of that twitter, Clitter, but this is genius!
https://twitter.com/UkipWeather
This map has also been doing the rounds on Facebook -
RE: UKip if you want to, the tool is not for turning
Hilary Briss > 20/01/2014, 11:29
(20/01/2014, 11:15)iamme Wrote:
(19/01/2014, 15:09)ScottyRampant Wrote: I know you're not a big fan of that twitter, Clitter, but this is genius!
https://twitter.com/UkipWeather
This map has also been doing the rounds on Facebook
So has fMR.
QED.