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Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex and says 'the mouth is for eating'
18/04/2018, 10:24
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Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex and says 'the mouth is for eating'
The Ugandan president recently issued a warning against oral sex because apparently "the mouth is for eating." Yeah, pussy!

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Yoweri Museveni wants to ban oral sex and blames 'outsiders' for encouraging such a disgusting act. Speaking at a press conference Museveni said:
 
Quote:Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders. One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex.

We know the address of sex, we know where sex is!

You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address.

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Worms?! WTF is this dude on?! As well as being anti-oral sex, Museveni also outlawed homosexuality in Uganda in 2014 so he pretty much just hates anything that gives people happiness and pleasure. He said:
 
Quote:I can't understand how men could fail to be attracted to all these beautiful women and be attracted to a man.

He bangs on about beautful women but he doesn't want to get a faceful of beautiful muff. Dude needs to have a word with himself.
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18/04/2018, 10:28
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RE: Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex and says 'the mouth is for eating'
(18/04/2018, 10:24)ReedeFox Wrote:  [Image: 2c3mh] 

Cracking hat though.
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18/04/2018, 10:37
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RE: Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex and says 'the mouth is for eating'
I tell you, if Teresa May was on the telly tomorrow issuing her decree that I could no longer put my mouth on a ladies narn and it's neighbouring orifice, I would be on the first flight out of Blighty.
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18/04/2018, 12:27
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RE: Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex and says 'the mouth is for eating'
(18/04/2018, 10:28)ScottyRampant Wrote:  
(18/04/2018, 10:24)ReedeFox Wrote:  [Image: 2c3mh]

Cracking hat though. 

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18/04/2018, 12:28
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RE: Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex and says 'the mouth is for eating'
(18/04/2018, 10:37)FantasticMR Wrote:  I tell you, if Teresa May was on the telly tomorrow issuing her decree that I could no longer put my mouth on a ladies narn and it's neighbouring orifice, I would be on the first flight out of Blighty.

A ladies narn ?

Fucking wierdo just buy your own naan.
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