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TwattyRug wont be with us for a while.

• TwattyRug wont be with us for a while.

• TwattyRug wont be with us for a while.

  Hilary Briss > 13/05/2015, 09:50

  MAN KILLS IMAGINARY FRIEND, TURNS SELF IN, TAKES WORLD'S SADDEST MUG SHOT
  
  OMMENTS
  Here you have another reason why drugs are bad, kids: you end up killing your imaginary friend and then demand the death penalty, which is exactly what one Florida man did.
  
  
  
  Geoff Gaylord walked into a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office and confessed to his crime: he had repeatedly stabbed his friend "Mr. Happy" with a kitchen knife, cut up Mr. Happy with a hatchet, and buried him in his backyard. Let me remind you again that this occurred in Florida, so perhaps it should come as a surprise to no one.
  
  Gaylord and Mr. Happy were friends for seven years but, according to Gaylord, he killed him for a few reasons:
  
  "He left his empty vodka bottles all over the kitchen... never picked up his empty cocaine baggies...He messed up my apartment to the point where I just couldn't get it clean...Before Hap started doing drugs and acting weird he was my BFF...We'd go dancing, play on the children's park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal – listened to it for hours with the lights turned off."
  
  When Mr. Happy crashed Gaylord's car, and Gaylord got arrested instead, Gaylord had had enough.
  
  "That drunk driving incident I got unfairly blamed for and just how messy he had become put me over the edge and I murdered him."
  
  Gaylord was eventually taken into custody when he threatened police for not giving him the death penalty. Police found drug paraphernalia and a machine gun in Gaylord's house, and was booked on multiple charges.
  
  So much for the BFF bracelets these two exchanged.

• RE: TwattyRug wont be with us for a while.

  Clitterbug > 13/05/2015, 11:48

  A friend! I can only imagine how good that would be.

• RE: TwattyRug wont be with us for a while.

  Hilary Briss > 13/05/2015, 11:52

  (13/05/2015, 11:48)clitterbug Wrote: A friend! I can only imagine how good that would be.

  
  Nice mullett.

• RE: TwattyRug wont be with us for a while.

  Clitterbug > 13/05/2015, 15:55

  
  
  
  
  I love you Hilary XXX

• RE: TwattyRug wont be with us for a while.

  Hilary Briss > 13/05/2015, 16:19

  (13/05/2015, 15:55)clitterbug Wrote:
  
  
  
  I love you Hilary XXX

  
  I know.
  
  Faggot.

• RE: TwattyRug wont be with us for a while.

  Clitterbug > 13/05/2015, 18:11

  
  
  For you Hilary my darling, take these kisses to bed and dream about me, Mmwaahh!
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