At the time of writing it still hasn't happened, but a Tweet informing us that we have indeed been PUNK'D surely can't be far off now.
They'll show us the actual shirt, with its traditionally positioned sponsor logo, and we'll laugh, Paddy Power? We'll be grateful, Paddy Power?
Still gonna say Paddy Power on it though, isn't it Paddy Power? Still ruined kit launch day for the sake of a banter, haven't you Paddy Power?
Cheers, son's crying. Nice one.
Have Town and all those who sail in her not suffered enough?