THIS DUDE IS TAKING THE FUCKING PISS WITH HIS RETRO CRISPS GRADING SYSTEM

[ReedeFox]

I came across this dudes retro crisps grading system and quite frankly, I'm fucking appalled! He's put the crisps in tiers and they go from the 'God tier' right the way down to the 'shit tier'. Might I ask what the fuck salt and vinegar Squares are doing in the shit tier? Those flavoursome lovelies need to be at the freakin top! And Pom Bears in the God tier? Don't make me fucking laugh. We all know the top tier should include:

• Salt and vinegar Squares
  
• Beef Hula Hoops
  
• Sour cream & chive Pringles
  
• Onion rings
  
• Walkers salt and vinegar
  
• Flame Grilled steak McCoys
  

This dudes list is just a piss-take! Just look at this abomination:




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[FantasticMR]

Absolute pond scum this guy! The fuck is he thinking.

Top 5

Flame Grilled Steak McCoys
Salt and Vinegar Disocs
Beef Hula Hoops
Cheese and Onion McCoys
Pickles and Mustard Walkers

FTW

[ReedeFox]

Pickles and mustard Walkers, FMR? Are you making that flavour up?

[FantasticMR]

I had it out in France, it were called Pickles et Moutard and it made me cry and ejaculate after one bite.

[StrumSolo]

Anyone who puts Pom Bears in the god tier is a paedo.

Anyone who puts fancy popcorn in the god tier is a Tory.

This guy's done both, and is therefore a paedo Tory.  That's sort of the worst kind.

Actual god tier:

Frazzles
S&V Chipsticks
Crispy Bacon Wheat Crunchies
Flamin Hot Monster Munch
Original Hula Hoops
Tyrells Sweet Chilli and Red Pepper, which aren't even on his list.  Mans a clown.

[FantasticMR]

As much as I have been falling sideways reading your rhetoric I must take out my bone of contention. Your God tier is heavily based in corn/maize snacks. Only when you reach Hula Hoops does the potato make an appearance and for this you should be challenged.

[StrumSolo]

As much as I have been falling sideways reading your rhetoric I must take out my bone of contention. Your God tier is heavily based in corn/maize snacks. Only when you reach Hula Hoops does the potato make an appearance and for this you should be challenged.

They weren't in any particular order, and I feel like 2 out of 6 is plenty.

If this was Desert Island Crisps you'd want a bit of variety surely?

[FantasticMR]

Yeah very true, I find it hard to place the other 4 so highly on account of the amount of teeth picking you have to do after but then who am I to judge, I fucking love twiglets and they're certainly no better in the teeth picking dept.

[ReedeFox]

Original hula hoops and chipsticks in the God tier? Sit yo ass down Scotty!