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This crazy woman is planning a lavish ceremony so she can marry her duvet
- This crazy woman is planning a lavish ceremony so she can marry her duvet
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This crazy woman is planning a lavish ceremony so she can marry her duvet
ReedeFox > 23/01/2019, 12:21
A crazy bitch is planning to marry her duvet and claims it's the 'most intimate and reliable relationship' she's ever had. Jesus, how shit must her previous relationships been if marrying a fucking blanket a serious consideration?!
49-year-old Pascale Sellick, is organising a swanky ceremony to celebrate the love she has for her duvet. If that wasn’t crazy enough, she’d even enlisted the help of a wedding planner.
The artist, who describes herself as a "rude, crude, spectacular exhibitionist", put out an open invitation to anyone who wanted to celebrate with her. She said:
Quote:My duvet is the longest, strongest, most intimate and reliable relationship that I have ever had. That's because it has always been there for me and gives me great hugs.I love my duvet so much I would like to invite people to witness my union with the most constant, comforting companion in my life.There will be music and a ceremony, laughs and entertainment.
Apparently Pascale will be wearing a nightgown, dressing gown and slippers for the big day, but she's keeping her husband-to-be's outfit a surprise. The ceremony will be held on February 10th at Rougemont Gardens in Exeter, followed by a slap-up meal at The Glorious Art House in Fore Street. Guests of the bizarre couple have been asked to wear pyjamas to the wedding, with the option of bringing teddies or hot water bottles. For fucks sake, that’s all I’ve got the say! -
RE: This crazy woman is planning a lavish ceremony so she can marry her duvet
Jester62 > 23/01/2019, 14:58
Hi There Foxy Lady And All You Rampant Hentai's.
Well, I Just Got To Ask "...."
1) Will It Be Considered A Legal Union? lol
2) What Happens If The Duvet Wants Kids? lol.
3) What Happens If The Duvet Wants To File For Divorce? Who Gets The Kids Then? lol
4) Which One Gets The Duvet Sheets And The Bed? lol
I Could Go On And On - But This Woman Is " Nuts."
Regards,
Jester -
RE: This crazy woman is planning a lavish ceremony so she can marry her duvet
StrumSolo > 23/01/2019, 15:22
Can relate. -
RE: This crazy woman is planning a lavish ceremony so she can marry her duvet
mark.s.. > 24/01/2019, 04:49
who says the duvet is male? it looks feminine to me. I;m sure it was in the porn film--'the duvet in miss jones'. or maybe it's Michael jacksons kid, Blanket, who has fallen on hard times and changed his name . -
RE: This crazy woman is planning a lavish ceremony so she can marry her duvet
parkaner > 24/01/2019, 15:48
Good to see we are giving this the blanket coverage it deserves. How long before we get news of the patter of tiny pillowcases. -
RE: This crazy woman is planning a lavish ceremony so she can marry her duvet
StrumSolo > 24/01/2019, 16:14