THESE WITTY COMEBACKS WIN THE INTERNET

[ReedeFox]

Don't you just hate it when some douchebag says something really fucking rude to you and you're too bloody shocked to think of anything remotely witty to say back?!? Then they walk away and only then do you you think if the perfect comeback. It's just so frustrating you could kick yourself.

Sometimes though, the stars are perfectly aligned and that witty retort comes straight to you at precisely the right moment. It's so magical you can almost taste it.

This lot win the internet today!

[betfair2001]

some real classics there...sometimes it can be a few seconds too late that the witty comeback pops up...and timing is also essential to make it a classic, worthy of posting.

[ReedeFox]

I've done that so many time; just thought of something funny just as the rude fucker walks away. I literally spend the entire next week kicking myself. The legs one is is fucking funny. Being disabled isn't a free pass to be an asshole!

[FantasticMR]

Being disabled isn't a free pass to be an asshole!

But it's good for a queue jump at Disney.

[ReedeFox]

HA! Now I'm thinking about that hilarious theme park scene for The Inbetweeners.

[betfair2001]

I've done that so many time; just thought of something funny just as the rude fucker walks away. I literally spend the entire next week kicking myself. The legs one is is fucking funny. Being disabled isn't a free pass to be an asshole!

I thought it was just something I did...re running the scene in my head and thinking why didnt I do that....a time machine sometimes would be classic....but I'd use it for more devious means ;)

[FantasticMR]

HA! Now I'm thinking about that hilarious theme park scene for The Inbetweeners.

My friend once got off a roller coaster, pointed at a girl still sat in her seat and said in a raised voice, "Look she's so scared that she can't even get out of her seat." Then her carers came to lift her out. He honestly did not know and spent the rest of the day feeling awful.