THERE'S NOW AN EASY CURE FOR PREMATURE EJACULATION

[ReedeFox]

Studies have revealed that 30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation in the UK. That's a pretty staggeringly high number. It's embarrassing for the guy and totally unenjoyable for the woman. What's the point in her even taking her knickers off for two minutes of you pounding away. It's no bloody wonder so many women can't be bothered to have sex if they aren't getting anything from it.

However, there is now a solution for all you 'two-pumps-and-a-squirt' guys out there. Just use the new benzocaine knob wipes. WTF are they I hear you ask. Well, they're basically just wipes that numb your dick a bit and can make you last longer in the sack.



A presentation revealed that a recent study had examined the habits of 15 men who lasted less than two minutes in bed. The study concluded that after two months of the treatment, the six guys who were using the wipes lasted on average six minutes in bed. If you're thinking 'well 6 minutes is still pretty shit', prepare to stand corrected as the average amount of time a guy lasts in bed is only 7 minutes. Everyone's a winner!



It's not all sunshine and lollipops though, as the wipes can also make the girls minge go numb so she still might feel there's no point in indulging in it. Back to square one then I guess. Wasn't that a fun little journey?!

[FantasticMR]

All these new fangled things. In my day if you didn't want to blow to early you had to think of Maggie Thatcher squating naked on a glass coffee table.

[confusedCoyote]

All these new fangled things. In my day if you didn't want to blow to early you had to think of Maggie Thatcher squating naked on a glass coffee table.

For some people, even now, that's what they do if they want to shoot their load!