Loosely translated, Im a Manc CUNT! and really think UTD are shite! I love the Glazers, long may they reign over my team, my city, I love Bickers, Amen!

(21/09/2013, 01:45)clitterbug Wrote: Loosely translated, Im a Manc CUNT! and really think UTD are shite! I love the Glazers, long may they reign over my team, my city, I love Bickers, Amen!

I fear a glass a port too many Buttyplug !

:D:D:D

I think you could be right there Bristles, Sunday was spent hung over, throbbing big toe, raging gout! i fear i cannot give up the port though, i shall have to take it easy on the venison and stillton!

I believe that "venison and stilton" is a euphanism for "gay fisting and teabagging" in scouseland.

Now Nittyspud what you get up to in the comfort of your liverpudlian dungheap is your own rancid business. A chaps home is his own private kingdom etc. (or Nazi themed S and M chamber in the case of fMR ) But the upstanding gentlemen of the rampant forum really dont want their day spoiled by visions of you and your "friends" elbow deep in each others councils.

It just wont do.

It plays havoc with a chaps Karma.

We dont want to hear about your throbbing organ, or the articles wedged into your spout. Stop it forthwith.

I am a little confused. When entering this part of the forum is it mandatory to be full to the eyeballs on non FDA approved substances. Will all of this make sense then as I am lost and feel I need leave this place whilst I am of sound mind??

Being of 'sound mind' in a porn forum is definitely not the right state to be... As they say, you don't have to be crazy to be here, but it sure helps!!!

No my mind is sound it just my dick that acts up. Silly bugger. I want to watch the news but it insists and does not take no for an answer and so I am here.

(02/10/2013, 14:22)imrani Wrote: No my mind is sound it just my dick that acts up. Silly bugger. I want to watch the news but it insists and does not take no for an answer and so I am here.

It would appear that you have stayed into things that dont concern you young grasshopper.

Flappyrug and his anal fisting achievements are no place for impressionable junior members.

Lets face it, the depths that Flappyrug delves are not really discussed in polite conversation.

You catch my drift imrani ?