THE DOWNFALL O' DAVEY MOYES
StrumSolo > 22/05/2014, 16:09
Like countless others before him who've been let go with a healthy pay-off, it looks like David Moyes might have turned to the sauce.
Nothing wrong with that you might say, he's certainly had a tough time of it of late and maybe letting off a bit of steam will do him good. These things can escalate all too easily though, and for Glaswegians that often means fighting.
True to form, he's currently subject to a police investigation after a 23-year-old was assaulted outside the Emporium bar in Clitheroe on Wednesday evening.
The man didn't require hospital treatment and no-ones been arrested as yet, but Lancashire Police are looking in to 'differing accounts' of what actually happened.
Here's hoping he finds gainful employment soon and exits the spiral of despair eh? The last thing the world needs is another Scottish drunk.