Stormy Daniels says that Donald Trump's dick looks like Toad from Mario Kart

Stormy Daniels says that Donald Trump's dick looks like Toad from Mario Kart
Stormy Daniels says that Donald Trump's dick looks like Toad from Mario Kart

ReedeFox > 18/09/2018, 14:58

Stormy Daniels, the porn star who claims to have banged Donald Trump, has just come out with some pretty insane info about the president's knob - and it's going to to make you all shudder.

With Stormy's tell-all book Full Disclosure, out next month, the adult star revealed a little snippet from her book which I'm sure we all could have done without. In the book, she points out that Trump's willy reminds her of a Nintendo character. She says:

Quote:He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.

Brutal. At least now we know why Melania is always so miserable.
Test, just a test

StanleyFliva > 27/09/2018, 22:51

Hello. And Bye.
RE: Test, just a test

FantasticMR > 28/09/2018, 11:15

(27/09/2018, 22:51)StanleyFliva Wrote: Hello. And Bye.

Was it something we said Stanley? Big fan of Trump's penis and won't have a bad word said against it?
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