Sperm banks are desperately looking for ginger donors!

[ReedeFox]

When I was at school, literally no one wanted to date the gingers because they didn’t want to be seen making out with a “ginger twat”. Bit harsh really, now I think about it. But apparently times are a-changing because not only are people not ripping the piss out of gingers anyone, they are actively seeking out ways to try and have ginger kids. Who’d have thunk!

 

Apparently, due to an increased number of celeb gingers such as Ed Sheehan, Prince Harry, Amy Adams, Emma Stone and Isla Fisher, the demand for ginger babies has skyrocketed, and so has the need for ginger sperm. Yup. An article published by a sperm donor matching service called ParentMatch claim that only 2% of their donors are redheads, which is nowhere near enough to meet the demand of people wanting to spawn ginger crotch goblins.

 

The company is so desperate that they even posted an ad on Facebook calling for ginger dudes to donate some of their baby gravy. I suppose it’s better than being wasted all over a tissue or the inside of your jeans. So if you’re a ginger male and fancy doing your bit, give up your jizz for the greater good. Or don’t, because the earth is overpopulated enough!

[FantasticMR]

I reckon Ed Sheeran would do direct donations because he really can't afford to be fussy even with his pop star status.

[parkaner]

It's not as simple as that, because both parents need to have the ginger gene to have a ginger baby. And the gene skips generations so you would need to look at this as a long term investment, maybe it wouldn't work until the grandkids appeared, by which time it may be totally out of fashion again.
And because it skips generations, you are just as likely to get the same result from a non ginger donor who has a ginger parent, in fact you would be better off doing that probability-wise, which is a cruel twist of fate to the real gingers who were just getting excited about the thought of a nurse coming round to their house with a little bottle.