Way to threaten the embarrassing last-day batting collapse there England!  

After frustrating South Africa for the first two days of the test (on the way to a 629-6 dec innings), before getting a taste of their own medicine as the hosts rallied to 627-7 by the close of play yesterday, we're now 70-3.

Three wickets gone in 25 overs on the final day, 78 runs ahead.  Bet we fucking lose it.

Although, Ben '258 runs off of 198 balls' Stokes should be along shortly.  More of the same please chap!

Sickening init. Then again South Africa are the number one test team in the world. Then again also.. England shouldnt throw away such a fine lead/ performance :( Also amazing how much a dropped catch or two can threaten a win. Fuckin joke anyway.

(06/01/2016, 11:32)Jose Mourinho Wrote: Sickening init. Then again South Africa are the number one test team in the world. Then again also.. England shouldnt throw away such a fine lead/ performance :( Also amazing how much a dropped catch or two can threaten a win. Fuckin joke anyway.

87-4 now.  We'll most likely see out the draw, but if any team can fuck it up... 

Yep :( Joke really. Lets hope theyre having some super lunch where it makes you bat and bowl like a right mad cunt :P

(06/01/2016, 11:55)Jose Mourinho Wrote: Yep :( Joke really. Lets hope theyre having some super lunch where it makes you bat and bowl like a right mad cunt :P

Couple of grams of speed washed down with diesel should do the trick.

It's never let me down anyway...

Too right. Sounds well tasty :P
Id say give em all an e but it seems theyre loving the S African players enough by throwing this lead away.

Spose its great for us what Stokes did during this test. Least we got that to hold onto eh :( Seems we cant hold onto much else during this test.

So much for Stokes eh :(

Stokes is gone! :s 117-5

5 whole wickets in just over half a day! Don't hear of it do you?

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