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SEXIEST WOMEN IN POLITICS
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SEXIEST WOMEN IN POLITICS
ReedeFox > 28/06/2017, 09:36
Why do other countries get all these blinding hot women in politics while the UK get some of the biggest munters? It's not fucking fair. Where is our eye candy? Theresa May's flappy face is hardly a contender.
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FantasticMR > 28/06/2017, 11:17
Why is number 3 also featured at number 6? -
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Hilary Briss > 28/06/2017, 14:31
Where is Mrs May ? -
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FantasticMR > 28/06/2017, 14:45
Just a few more spaces down I reckon. She has been working that cleavage lately so it's deserved. -
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FantasticMR > 28/06/2017, 14:58
(28/06/2017, 14:46)ScottyRampant Wrote:
(28/06/2017, 14:31)Hilary Briss Wrote: Where is Mrs May ?
Which one you after Briss?
![[Image: PAY-MAIN-MAY.jpg]](https://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8399104.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/PAY-MAIN-MAY.jpg)
They're both liars let me tell you!
As a younger lad some friends and I drummed up the courage to get a couple of buses across town to an adult shop that we heard would sell you porn dvds without having to show id. Well, this wass in the days before you had the glorious RampantTV showing you more than enough goodies from your arm chair, so to us this was a goldmine.
As we arrived it's straight to the dvds to see what's on offer. I was used to watching LIVE TV when I could get away with it and so I was already aware of Teresa May, the pornstar not the politician. Teresa had made a video, 'Teresa Takes 10 Inches' and as only so far had I seen her doing stripteases at best I thought it was high time I watched her go the full way. 20 quid later (Saturday job money gone) and Teresa's efforts were safely in my brown paper bag, ready to take 2 busses home and be played on the PS2.
Well, 'Teresa Takes 10 Inches' does she fuck! There were 3 scenes of her hopelessly pretending to take 10 inches in the most horrifically simulated scenes. Porn? It weren't even as edgy as 'The Red Shoe Diarys'. She didn't even give it a nosh or a rub. You can imagine my disappointment after such grand efforts were made and she was plucked from the shelves among some very strong competition.
I'm honestly not sure who is the worse of these two. -
RE: SEXIEST WOMEN IN POLITICS
Clitterbug > 28/06/2017, 23:01
(28/06/2017, 14:58)FantasticMR Wrote:
(28/06/2017, 14:46)ScottyRampant Wrote:
(28/06/2017, 14:31)Hilary Briss Wrote: Where is Mrs May ?
Which one you after Briss?
They're both liars let me tell you!
As a younger lad some friends and I drummed up the courage to get a couple of buses across town to an adult shop that we heard would sell you porn dvds without having to show id. Well, this wass in the days before you had the glorious RampantTV showing you more than enough goodies from your arm chair, so to us this was a goldmine.
As we arrived it's straight to the dvds to see what's on offer. I was used to watching LIVE TV when I could get away with it and so I was already aware of Teresa May, the pornstar not the politician. Teresa had made a video, 'Teresa Takes 10 Inches' and as only so far had I seen her doing stripteases at best I thought it was high time I watched her go the full way. 20 quid later (Saturday job money gone) and Teresa's efforts were safely in my brown paper bag, ready to take 2 busses home and be played on the PS2.
Well, 'Teresa Takes 10 Inches' does she fuck! There were 3 scenes of her hopelessly pretending to take 10 inches in the most horrifically simulated scenes. Porn? It weren't even as edgy as 'The Red Shoe Diarys'. She didn't even give it a nosh or a rub. You can imagine my disappointment after such grand efforts were made and she was plucked from the shelves among some very strong competition.
I'm honestly not sure who is the worse of these two.
2 buses to get down Sesame Street? n your calling Terry a liar! you fkin muppet :P
I take it the other Knights on the porn quest were Bert n Ernie!
I recently rented a copy of Terry May Takes 10 Bitches but it was just her handing over a Wembly sized bag of money to the DUP! -
RE: SEXIEST WOMEN IN POLITICS
ReedeFox > 29/06/2017, 14:53
FMR, my heart breaks for your old teen self. What a giant disappointment to stick that in the video player, cockin hand then see some shit simulation. At least you're making up for it now