PEOPLE REVEAL THE KINKIEST WAYS THEY MET THEIR PARTNER

[ReedeFox]

If I asked you how you met your partner what would be your answer? At work? Maybe you met in a bar while you were out on the lash one night? The good folks at Reddit decided to share the kinkiest ways they met their partners and some stories are definitely weirder than others. 

Was out for my birthday one night, obviously I wanted to get my end away so I went to find a coworker who I knew I could get it on with (had done a few times before)

Instead, she introduced me to her friend who almost immediately rammed her tongue down my throat. Not long after that she dragged me to the girls toilet, sucked me off, then I bent her over the toilet before being kicked out of the club. Walked her home because I’m a “gentleman” then banged her in the back of her car.

9 years later we’re engaged and have a 2 year old son. Also, she fucking hates that story.

She called me to let me know my (now-ex) wife was fucking her boyfriend. We started dating a few months later, now together over 8 years.

We had been friends for 7 years, never talked about dating. We go to a bar one day, have a few, and I send my brother a selfie saying “hey, remember her?” He responded with “bang her”.

I try to hide the text but she says “no no what does it say?” I show her the text and she shrugs “why not?”
That woman is my wife now.

I was dragged out of the house by my buddy to meet up with some girl he liked and her friends. I really didn’t want to go but he kept telling me that it was going to be awkward if he was the only guy there in a group of girls. I went along, we got to the bar, I introduced myself to the group of girls but one of them didn’t say anything or stand up. She just sat there on this swing (it was an outdoor bar with bench swings). So I immediately thought, “That girls a bitch”.


I end up drinking alone and drunkenly stumbling around the bar until I end up back at that swing. Low and behold, this girl is still sitting there, this time alone. I decide to go see why she has a stick up her ass and plop down next to her on the swing.
I then lean over and say “Hi, my name is such and such, we didn’t get to meet earlier” in a sarcastic tone. She looks over and mouths something to me. I yell, “WHAT?” to which she mouths the same thing again. So drunk me yells, “We are in a bar, you have to talk louder”. Then the music cuts out for a few seconds, she leans in and says, “I can’t talk very loud, I had surgery on my throat for my cancer” and the only thing I could think to say back was, “OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST BEING A BITCH! DO YOU WANT A DRINK?”
Later that night I asked for her number in a taco bell. She gave me the wrong number. I ended up seeing her out again a couple weeks later (sober) and slowly started to win her over. 5 years later we are married.

Bought my first house and decided to throw my own house warming party. Friend of a friend invited a good looking lady and introduced us. Fast forward to a few too many drinks, a few flirts, some conversation, and I got lucky. Started with a BJ in the bathroom then to the bedroom to finish. Partied for awhile and I suggested she better just spend the night. Been happily married for 12 years and have two kids.

My father in law won his current wife in a game of pool. She was a stripper at the bar he was at. He won the game and chose her. 20 years his junior and she’s batshit insane.

I met my now-wife at a party at someone’s house in the country, two months before I graduated high school. There were kegs aplenty. My best friend was in the band, and he took my request when I saw someone I wanted to dance with. We took things outside and walked into an unfenced field, both pretty drunk. We slipped on a grassy hillside and fell down together. Pants came off in no time. She had a very unusual last name and I spent half the remaining night in a drunken haze trying to remember what it was, and the other half trying to find it in a phone book.

That was almost 43 years ago and she's still my sweetheart!

I'm not quite sure I believe this one, it's a bit too much like American Pie 2 for my liking.

This girl I had met texted me asking if I wanted to come swimming. A bunch of our friends were there, but afterwards only me and my friend and two girls wanted to stay out and drink. We all went back to my friends house and somehow it came up that the girls would kiss if me and my friend did. I gave my buddy a peck on the cheek and the two girls made out. The two girls told us they would match whatever we did, at which point, my friends stoned roommate came wandering into the kitchen and hollered “you two should touch dicks so they have to scissor”. So naturally we slapped dicks and the girls were immediately out if their element. They asked if they could just fool around topless instead so we agreed. After a few minutes of them fooling around, I grabbed one of the girls clothes and took off out the front door. She chased me and when she went for the clothes I kissed her. We made out and ended up going back inside and having sex on the couch. Five years later and we’re married and she’s pregnant.

I met my husband at a strip joint. I was making sure my thigh high fishnets were even before going on stage and caught him staring at me with his mouth hanging open. I laughed and rolled my eyes. He closed his mouth and grinned back.


He tipped me a 20 while I was on stage and I sat with him the whole night laughing and talking. He tipped me every time I was on stage but never asked for a dance and I never left his table unless I had to. I only made $120 that night.
20 years and two kids later he passed away right before our 17th anniversary.

Recently single and horny as hell, I went to a brothel for a bit of company. Picked a lady and paid for a few hours of her service. During the session we exchanged numbers and went on a date afterwards. Now we've been dating 3 years, live together and have a baby.

She left her old job about 6 months after we started dating. The story we use is “met at a club”.

Met my boyfriend at the strip club I was working at. It was his birthday and his buddy paid for him to go to the champagne room with me. I didn’t really do extras, but after talking for like three hours I decided I really liked him. Sucked his dick then and there. And we’re still together four years later

We met at a fetish club. We were briefly introduced and within 5 minutes he had me blindfolded, said nasty things to me, and hit and pinched me until I cried. A lot.

We’ve been blissfully married for 15 years now.

Well they were pretty interesting. I actually should have answered this Reddit thread myself as I met my partner in a slightly bizarre way. He was my channel producer and we just fell for each other immediately. Talk about love at first sight! There was a slight obstacle in the way; he was already dating one of the girls who worked there but that was quickly fixed with a swift dumping. That was nearly 9 years ago!

[Rambo123]

Not sure that last story is how I remember hearing it! When it did the rounds at the time the producer cheated on his girlfriend with Reede. But ancient history now, who knows what happened. Not that I'm bothered either way - I am more impressed by the 9 years! Thats good going these days, well done to them.

[ReedeFox]

Rambo, that's what I said...

There was a slight obstacle in the way; he was already dating one of the girls who worked there but that was quickly fixed with a swift dumping. That was nearly 9 years ago!

[StrumSolo]

Well they were pretty interesting. I actually should have answered this Reddit thread myself as I met my partner in a slightly bizarre way. He was my channel producer and we just fell for each other immediately. Talk about love at first sight! There was a slight obstacle in the way; he was already dating one of the girls who worked there but that was quickly fixed with a swift dumping. That was nearly 9 years ago!

You sure? I heard that he already had a girlfriend there and he dumped her for you.

[ReedeFox]

Hahahaha

[FantasticMR]

Well they were pretty interesting. I actually should have answered this Reddit thread myself as I met my partner in a slightly bizarre way. He was my channel producer and we just fell for each other immediately. Talk about love at first sight! There was a slight obstacle in the way; he was already dating one of the girls who worked there but that was quickly fixed with a swift dumping. That was nearly 9 years ago!

I heard that he was unfaithful to a girl there and as a result left her and went with you. So it could be said that he cheated on her, dumped her, and started going out with you.

[ReedeFox]

Well they were pretty interesting. I actually should have answered this Reddit thread myself as I met my partner in a slightly bizarre way. He was my channel producer and we just fell for each other immediately. Talk about love at first sight! There was a slight obstacle in the way; he was already dating one of the girls who worked there but that was quickly fixed with a swift dumping. That was nearly 9 years ago!

I heard that he was unfaithful to a girl there and as a result left her and went with you. So it could be said that he cheated on her, dumped her, and started going out with you.

[Rambo123]

haha touché!

What I meant was, in the original post the story came across like the guy dumped his girlfriend and then got with you, which is abit different to getting with you before dumping her.....you know, because one version includes infidelity and ones doesnt (thought I would continue the Mr Obvious theme).