PEOPLE DESCRIBE THE MOST DISRESPECTFUL THING A GUEST DID IN THEIR HOME

[ReedeFox]

I'm pretty sure we've all experiences nightmare house guests. My aunt once came over and went to kiss my brother (who was about 6 at the time) on the head, coughed, and ended up hocking up a giant phlegm ball right into my brothers hair. I don't think she realised she did it because that would be pretty agressive, she was just an old Greek lady who smoked 40 packets of Silk Cut a day and coughed a lot. We love telling that story at family parties now though.

Luckily I haven't had any guests that were downright piss-takers, unlike this lot, who decided to share their stories on Reddit about the most disrespectful guests they've ever had in their home. The fucking nerve of some people.

I was throwing a get well soon party for a friend who developed testicular cancer, and a drunk guest thought it would be hilarious to punch a guy with testicular cancer in the balls.

Yeah....that wasn't funny at all

Slightly obese neighbor randomly shows up at front door looking panicked.He asks if he could use the restroom so of course I said yes. Well 30 min later he finishes up, thanks me and leaves. I check the restroom and it looks like a war zone. Magazines were scattered everywhere, toilet paper on the ground, and the smell... Ill never forget the smell. Imagine you kill someone, eat their rotting corpse, and then head over to your neighbors house and take a shit in their toilet. But that's not the fucked up part, I then proceed to watch him pull out of my drive way, down the street and then into his OWN DRIVEWAY THEN WALK INTO HIS OWN HOUSE! WTF was he thinking? I don't think you can get much more disrespectful than that.

Caught a former buddy sitting across the room from my sleeping gf, fapping.

Left a reakin nappy in the guest washroom...I found out about it after several months when stench spread through the the whole guest bedroom and into mine

Took my liqour and filled my ice trays with it.

Had sex with my girlfriend

My younger cousin stole my phone at Easter. Not like 'haha I'm taking your phone away and playing games on it and won't give it back' but like 'I know you took it, give it back or we'll call the police' and he denied having it so we called the police. He also stole my aunt's wallet, and this was actually at her house. We don't invite him to family functions anymore.

This is the worst fucking one yet

This is back in 97. Allowed a friend who was going to be homeless move into my house, use my computer to chat on MIRC with chicks, and then after about 3 months I found child porn on my computer.

Destroyed my computer and then destroyed his face. Haven't talked to him since but from what I hear from other people he still can't see correctly out of left eye.

WTF is wrong with people?! Proper cretins out there.