People are painted their bare asses as pumpkins for Halloween

People are painted their bare asses as pumpkins for Halloween
People are painted their bare asses as pumpkins for Halloween

ReedeFox > 04/10/2018, 15:44

It's always tough to decide what to dress up as for Halloween. Do you dust off your witches hat that you've been wearing for the past decade or do you step out of your comfort zone and try something new?! If you fancy literally letting it all hang out this Halloween then may I suggest waxing your ass and painting it up like a pumpkin. Or better yet, just stick with your witches hat and leave the ass-painting to the fit birds on Instagram. Check out these awesome Bumpkins:

They're cute, but I just imagine what they're going to look like if the wearer needs to take a dump. It'd literally look like a spewing pumpkin. Nah. I prefer these:

Laters!
RE: People are painted their bare asses as pumpkins for Halloween

FantasticMR > 05/10/2018, 09:40

(04/10/2018, 15:44)ReedeFox Wrote: Check out these awesome Bumpkins:

They're cute, but I just imagine what they're going to look like if the wearer needs to take a dump.

Then turn that Bumpkin into a Blumpkin...
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