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PASTOR GETS EATEN BY CROCODILES AFTER HE TRIES TO WALK ON WATER
18/05/2017, 13:52
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PASTOR GETS EATEN BY CROCODILES AFTER HE TRIES TO WALK ON WATER
It's cool if you want to be religious and all that, but there are some rules you must follow - Don't shove your beliefs down my throat and don't be a fucking pleb by thinking you can walk on water. A pastor from zimbabwe thought he could do just that and decided to do it in front of his whole congregation. I dunno what made this dude think he could defy the laws of physics but he was sure he could do it. Clearly, the hungry crocs didn't care for his imaginary powers and gobbled him up in front of everyone. Wow, that's some Sunday entertainment they won't forget!

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19/05/2017, 11:48
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RE: PASTOR GETS EATEN BY CROCODILES AFTER HE TRIES TO WALK ON WATER
Good.

Fucking idiot.
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RE: PASTOR GETS EATEN BY CROCODILES AFTER HE TRIES TO WALK ON WATER
I think that all religeous nuts should have to test the strength of their faith in this or similar ways. Could see a thinning in the herd that we so desperately need.
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