NOEL GALLAGHER IS THROWING HIMSELF A COCAINE-THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY

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Everyone knows the Oasis lads loved a bit of gear back in the day and it seems that Noel, in true nostalgic fashion wants to celebrate the good old days by having a cocaine themed party. Sounds like my kinda party!

Noel is turning 50 at the end of this month and he's refusing to have some boring ass buffet with a middle aged DJ playing agadoo like most dudes his age. He took inspiration from the drug fuelled TV show Narcos and created these awesome invitations that any raver would be proud of.



The party idea was revealed by Noel’s wife, Sara MacDonald, who shared the poster on Instagram. I'm loving the tagline “there’s no business like blow business.” What a fucking legend!



Noel said that he gave up coke in the 90s but I highly doubt he'll be sticking to that rule on his birthday. It's going to be fucking snowing in the Gallagher house that night! Room for one more Noel?!

[FantasticMR]

I don't often suffer from FOMO (Fear of missing out) especially when it comes to celeb culture but in this case I feel royally put out.