No Driving to Your Walk

[FantasticMR]

Doing the self-isolation bit and being as responsible as I possibly can but I live in an area where it'd hard to just hoof it anywhere and most things require getting in the car, namely some pretty decent walks where I'd be near no fucker at all. It's the only part I don't understand in all of this, why can't I drive somewhere to take my daily exercise?

[StrumSolo]

Most people will drive to the same local beauty spot = crowds

Maybe you had a quieter spot in mind that no one else knows about, but hard to legislate for that.

Plus there's a chance you might need to stop for petrol, or a quick snack, maybe your car breaks down and you need to get the AA out? Potential for so many more interactions...

[FantasticMR]

Ahhhh yeah I see, I guess it's about minimalizing absolutely any of that isn't it. I must say my daily walk is getting less and less inspiring and more of a trudge around the yard.

[Hilary Briss]

Ahhhh yeah I see, I guess it's about minimalizing absolutely any of that isn't it. I must say my daily wank is getting less and less inspiring and more of a trudge around the yard.

You wank in the yard ?

Bravo.

Makes you proud to be British !

[FantasticMR]

Ahhhh yeah I see, I guess it's about minimalizing absolutely any of that isn't it. I must say my daily wank is getting less and less inspiring and more of a trudge around the yard.

You wank in the yard ?

Bravo.

Makes you proud to be British ! 

It's like Shakira sang, Wherever, Whenever.