Commuters on the Lilyfield Line on Melbourne’s Metro were treated to a right old show after a stark-bollock naked dude thought he’d slide down the middle of the carriage on his belly. The dude rocking a mullet and a dad bod, strips off and takes a running dive at the middle of the carriage which is covered in fuck knows what - piss?! Booze?! Probably both...
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His fellow passengers were clearly loving the entertainment on an otherwise boring train journey. However, the Metro Service weren’t best pleased:
Quote:Passenger safety is Metro’s number one priority and this type of behaviour is completely unacceptable on public transport. If passengers witness anything of this nature on board a train, we urge them to press the emergency call button to alert Metro staff or to call police.We encourage our passengers to be mindful of those around them, which means behaving in a respectful and community-minded way.
Alright, calm down. It’s hardly endangering anybody, apart from the dude rubbing his bare dick on the floor. He’s bound to catch a few nasties...