Remember the crazy bagel guy who went batshit at his local bakery?! Here’s a quick reminder:
 
https://twitter.com/oliviabradley88/stat...1531268099
 
Well we’ve finally found out who he is - turns out he’s a 45-year-old childless divorcee called Chris Morgan. Speaking to the Daily Mail, Chris said he’d asked the girl behind the counter for his order but apparently she claimed she couldn’t understand him: 
 

Quote:The third time, she smirked with her friends. She was laughing and talking with her friends, putting her hand over her mouth and laughing, like girls do when they reject me on a date. I got to the point where I’d had enough.

 
Yeah, we noticed. After Chris started screaming at a much bigger dude, he ended up being tackled to the floor. Here’s what he had to say: 
 

Quote:I was telling them I couldn’t breathe. The guy was holding me down. I had my shirt over my head and I was trying to call 911. It was the big boys all the women go for, they jumped me. The women didn’t say nothing. They keep on choosing the wrong men. Is that all women want? Tall and with a big you know what?

 
Erm, I’m pretty sure they jumped you because you were screaming ‘let’s step outside’ and talking to everybody like shit. Plus what’s the obsession with tall guys with with big dicks. When the fuck did dicks comes into it?! He carries on: 
 

Quote:I’m just not tolerating this any more. Some of those girls found it funny. That’s why I have resentment towards women. I find them all to be stupid, gold digging liars.

 
Despite seeing the footage of him acting like a total loon, Chris is still insisting that he did nothing wrong and that he just wants ‘justice.’ He also reckons he’s a ‘prophet’ and ‘the modern day Martin Luther King’: 
 

Quote:I have a mission. The girls hate me, they don’t like me, that’s fine. I’m not stopping and the world is going to hear me. I want equality for everybody. Whatever happened to the love of the 60s? When people loved each other for themselves?

 
Tinder happened, mate. Now move aside and let all those huge-dicked tall dudes take all the women!

Baad fucking incel.

he might be short in stature but he's big in weirdness. so , he gets rejected by women a lot, suffer in silence.. like me. there's always onanism. can't reject yourself.  can you?? I give me the shits sometimes. I won't have anything to do with myself