MEET THE NEW ROBOT WHO CAN GIVE YOU THE PERFECT BLOWY

[ReedeFox]

I don't think there is man on earth who doesn't love a blowjob. In fact, guys love it so much that most of the men I know would take a blowjob over having sex. Which is why Arlan Robotics has come up with a genius way for you to get gobbled off on a daily basis, by using their new oral sex robot.



The project is currently being crowdfunded but the company says the robot "will look, smell, feel and move like a real human". It will also have a soft silicone mouth with a delicate tongue and semi-rigid teeth that will give the user a great noshing.



Arlan haven't just thought about the sex element either; they've also come up with a nifty way of hiding your robot when you have guests over so your mates don't think you're an utter loser. They've created the robot so it can be converted into a cushion and metal structure when it's not in use where the head can be neatly stored inside the cushion. You'll still have to explain to your mates what the fuck the metal structure is though and why your cushion is lumpy but hey, that's for you to figure out.





I've got to say, I'm not overly impressed by the look of the robot. She looks a tad ropey, but then she is at the cheaper end of the market so what do you expect?! You ain't going to get a supermodel AI for 500 quid are you?! Check out their crowdfund page; you never know, you might want to invest https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arlan...electric#/

[confusedCoyote]

Her action reminds me of this:



Ooooh yessssssss

[ReedeFox]

It's a pretty shit robot overall. Proper budget. And why is she wearing my nans coat?