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Meet the 'long nail goddesses' who love their 9 inch talons

• Meet the 'long nail goddesses' who love their 9 inch talons

• Meet the 'long nail goddesses' who love their 9 inch talons

  ReedeFox > 16/04/2020, 09:41

  A bunch of women from Newark, New Jersey, have dubbed themselves the ‘Long Nail Goddesses’ over their obsession with super long nails. 
  
   
  
  The women all meet at Maria Ortiz's nail salon regularly where they swap tips about the trials and tribulations of what they call the 'long nail lifestyle'. Salon owner Maria began specialising in long nails over a decode ago after a client asked for a set of nine-inch talons. Maria realised there was a gap in the market of nail technicians doing super long, elaborately decorated nails so she started offering the service. 
  
  
  Maria charges $100 (£75) for a manicure which can take her up to seven hours to do. Doesn’t really seem worth it really does it?! What I really want to know is, how do they pick their nose? Use a tampon? Scratch their fanny? These are the questions I really need answering.
  
  

• RE: Meet the 'long nail goddesses' who love their 9 inch talons

  FantasticMR > 16/04/2020, 11:55

  Is this what transabled looks like?

• RE: Meet the 'long nail goddesses' who love their 9 inch talons

  savagesavage > 16/04/2020, 14:27

  Don't just think of the negatives. I reckon you could butter multiple slices of bread at the same time. Easily plant seeds in your allotment. Reach the cobwebs up near the coving. Fight wild animals in the forest. Tear the flesh from bones. Reach inside small holes in trees to grab the tasty treats within. Catch fish from the rivers with your mighty claws. And groom your bodaciously thick brown fur.

• RE: Meet the 'long nail goddesses' who love their 9 inch talons

  Hilary Briss > 16/04/2020, 14:31

  (16/04/2020, 14:27)savagesavage Wrote: Don't just think of the negatives. I reckon you could butter multiple slices of bread at the same time. Easily plant seeds in your allotment. Reach the cobwebs up near the coving. Fight wild animals in the forest. Tear the flesh from bones. Reach inside small holes in trees to grab the tasty treats within. Catch fish from the rivers with your mighty claws. And groom your bodaciously thick brown fur.

  
  And you would suggest getting someone else to wipe your arse ?

• RE: Meet the 'long nail goddesses' who love their 9 inch talons

  savagesavage > 16/04/2020, 14:33

  By now, not wiping your arse is just part of the long nail goddesses culture.

• RE: Meet the 'long nail goddesses' who love their 9 inch talons

  Harddick988 > 16/04/2020, 16:18

  There's really only one thing that can be done with nails that long lol: 
   
  

  
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