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RE: Love Island Daily Digest
FantasticMR > 17/07/2019, 15:13
She went in last night. She seems ok. -
RE: Love Island Daily Digest
ReedeFox > 18/07/2019, 14:45
Just found out that Love Island bosses have had to step in and tell the boys to stop wanking in the shower because it’s against the rules. What sort of twisted rule doesn’t allow to to fondle your own junk in private?’ It’s ludicrous I tell you.
It all came to light after one of the islanders got more than they bargained for when they nipped to the bathroom without their shoes on and stepped in a load of jizz. They complained to producers who quickly took action. Producers realise they can’t physically stop people from masturbating so they’ve ordered the lads to take themselves off to the toilet instead of they fancy a cheeky wank, which is apparently the only spot in the villa where there are no cameras. Nothing classier than tossing yourself off in the stinky bogs. -
RE: Love Island Daily Digest
ReedeFox > 23/07/2019, 13:03
Jesus Christ, where do I fucking begin. Jordan asked Anna to be his girlfriend in what he thought was some huge romantic gesture by taking her on a tour of the villa. In actual fact it was the same shit Kem did with Amber back in Series 2 but hey, he is a bit of a doofus so I can't fault him too heavily.
Cut to tonight's preview and it looks like Jordan's head is already turning as he makes the shock revelation that he's actually interested in India. Fuckin'ell, Michael may have left but his snakey spirit lives on in his mates. However I fucking hate Anna and her gormless face so it's actually be pretty funny to see her get mugged off on TV.
https://twitter.com/l_eomoore/status/115...9905980416
The highlight of the night for me was the challenge. How fucking juicy was that shit?! For those who missed it, the islanders had to guess which of their fellow islanders the newspaper articles were talking about by throwing a drink in face of their mates. It got proper brutal. Curtis' "manly" ways were called into question, Molly-Mae was shown to be the devious little cunt I've always known she is, and Chris swilled himself and India when asked 'which two people are fans claiming to be meant-for-each-other".
https://twitter.com/natalliieeeeee/statu...1488649217
It would've been fine had Chris' new squeeze Harley not been standing right next to him and had India not already chosen Ovie over him. It was all a bit cringe, and I bloody loved it! -
RE: Love Island Daily Digest
spitefulI > 24/07/2019, 11:05
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There will be a winter version in South Africa apparently... -
RE: Love Island Daily Digest
Hilary Briss > 24/07/2019, 12:43
Cant wait. -
RE: Love Island Daily Digest
ReedeFox > 29/07/2019, 10:52
I cant believe the show I've dedicated 8 weeks of my life to is drawing to a close this evening. TBF, I could do with going out and having a life after being a hermit for the past 2 months. The £50k prize money could be any one of the remaining four couples at this point, but the bookies favourites to win are Tommy & Molly-Mae and Amber & Greg. I downloaded the Love Island app last night just so I could vote for Amber & Greg because I'll be dammed if I'm going to let that fake money-grabbing ho, Molly-Mae take the crown. The Sun just posted an article on her fake-ass crying so I'm glad I'm not the only one who can see this bitches true intentions.
We also saw the islanders parents come into the villa last night and I hate to sound cunty but jesus christ, Tommy's mum looks like she hasn't had a bath in about 2 years. Molly-Mae's mum was just attention-seeking as her daughter while Anton's mum can't seem to let the whole 'ass-shaving' joke die. She's so invested that she even made a rap song about shaving her son's asshole. I wish I was kidding!
Jesus, give it a rest love. Nothing worse that someones saggy old mum trying to piggy off your kid's fame. Proper cringe. Belle's dad, actor Tamar Hassan seemed pretty cool, if not a tad intimidating. -
RE: Love Island Daily Digest
ReedeFox > 30/07/2019, 11:17
Well, that’s it folks, after 8 weeks of being glued to the TV, Love Island has finally drawn to a close. I must admit I didn’t watch the entire finale because it was nearly 2 hours long!!! That just takes the absolute piss. I was up for an hour tops. Don’t go showing me all the shit I’ve already seen before giving me what I’ve actually come here for, which was to find out the fucking winners. Anyhoo, after a long drawn out ending and the producers pushing Molly-Mae and Tommy down our throats, the winners were finally announced and I couldn’t have been happier to hear that it was Amber & Greg. The public came through but the way the producers tried to shape the outcome was bang out of order. Firstly, giving Molly & Tommy the final dates and speeches so they stick on your mind, then dressing Molly in a yellow dress like she’s a fucking Disney princess, and finally playing an acoustic version of ‘This Years Love’. Seriously??!! It was blatant force by the producers and I’m so happy I got to see her smug toothed square head when she lost.
https://twitter.com/tv_junkieuk/status/1...1939218435
In case you missed the speeches, Tommy basically just plucked some cliche teenage bullshit speech out of a book and slung it Molly's way so she could fake cry again. It was pretty funny when Tommy said that Molly was his dream girl and he fancied her from the start when we all know that’s a bit of a white lie innit Tommy?! He was actually bang into Lucie at first and then had his head turned by Maura so let’s not be acting like thicko Tommy & influencer (unemployed) Molly are this year’s golden couple. GTFO! We all know Money-Mae was in it for the dollars...
https://twitter.com/kenaikhk001/status/1...6617814017 I wouldn’t be surprised if Molly-Mae dumps Tommy within 2 months. I reckon she’ll get a few endorsements and brand deals with him then ditch him before she gets invited to his caravan for Christmas dinner.
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