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Londoners are sniffing so much coke that it's making eels in the Thames hyperactive

• Londoners are sniffing so much coke that it's making eels in the Thames hyperactive

• Londoners are sniffing so much coke that it's making eels in the Thames hyperactive

  ReedeFox > 21/01/2019, 12:51

  I knew that the cocaine problem in London was bad but I didn’t realise it was so off the chart that even the creatures in the river Thames are high as balls. 
  
   
  
  A research paper released by King’s College London has found that there’s so much chang usage in London that traces are actually detectable in the River Thames and that it is making the eels in the river hyperactive. It was also noted that cocaine use in London stays consistent throughout the week as compared with other European cities where it peaks at the weekends. I guess those bankers like to get on it on the daily! Here’s exactly what the paper said: 
   
  

  Quote:Concentrations of cocaine and benzoylecgonine remained high in wastewater across the week with only a minor increase over the weekend, which is not consistent with other cities.
  London is known as one of the highest consumers of cocaine and this suggested everyday usage. Increases in caffeine, cocaine and benzoylecgonine were observed 24 hours after sewer overflow events.

   
  
  
  The stuff about the eels came from another study, which showed that eels became hyper when they were placed in solution of water and coke. Err, yeah, if I dunked my head into a bucket of water and coke I’d be fucking hyper too. Sounds to me like the eels are having a bloody good time.

• RE: Londoners are sniffing so much coke that it's making eels in the Thames hyperactive

  FantasticMR > 21/01/2019, 15:37

  Saluting all those in London who are flying that bang the chang flag so proudly. What you got New York?

• RE: Londoners are sniffing so much coke that it's making eels in the Thames hyperactive

  StrumSolo > 21/01/2019, 16:03

  (21/01/2019, 15:37)FantasticMR Wrote: Saluting all those in London who are flying that bang the chang flag so proudly. What you got New York?

  
  Last year the murder rate in London exceeded New York's for the first time ever. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho...83866.html
  
  Middle class cocaine use is fuelling a rise in violent crime and gang activity. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45036469 
  
  So i'mma conclude that New York got nothing.
  
  

• RE: Londoners are sniffing so much coke that it's making eels in the Thames hyperactive

  FantasticMR > 21/01/2019, 16:11

  Eesssh, that is some scary stuff. On to my next campaign.
  
  
  LEGALISE COCAINE!

• RE: Londoners are sniffing so much coke that it's making eels in the Thames hyperactive

  FantasticMR > 21/01/2019, 16:15

  Also is it to late to blame Brexit for the above?

• RE: Londoners are sniffing so much coke that it's making eels in the Thames hyperactive

  StrumSolo > 21/01/2019, 16:19

  (21/01/2019, 16:15)FantasticMR Wrote: Also is it to late to blame Brexit for the above?

  
  All I know is that once we leave, we'll be able to strike our own trade deals with the cartels.
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