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KEEP THE CHANGE YA FILTHY ANIMAL!

• KEEP THE CHANGE YA FILTHY ANIMAL!

• KEEP THE CHANGE YA FILTHY ANIMAL!

  StrumSolo > 07/03/2014, 10:46

  I'm not saying the drugs have taken their toll, but...
  
  Macaulay Culkin's started a band called Pizza Underground. They play pizza-based (boom) parodies of Velvet Underground songs with titles including Take a Bite of the Wild Slice, All the Pizza Parties and Pizza Gal.
  
  Anyway, they're touring the UK in May and June:
  
  May 21 - Concrete, London
  May 26 - Hare and Hounds, Birmingham
  May 28 - O2 Academy, Leicester
  May 29 - The Sugarmill, Stoke-on-Trent
  May 30 - The Harley, Sheffield
  June 1 - The New Adelphi Club, Hull
  June 2 - The Duchess, York
  June 4 - Guildhall, Gloucester
  June 5 - The Joiners Arms, Southampton
  June 7 - Esquires, Bedford
  
  Not exactly arenas but we've all got to start somewhere. Tickets go on sale today if you fancy it...
  
  
  

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  Clitterbug > 07/03/2014, 12:22

  I just cant find the expletives to convey my contempt for this kind of ultimate, fucking, bollocking, twatting, cunty, pox riden, piss poor, whore vomiting cum, bastardised shite!!! But id pay a kings ransom to watch the little turd and the rest of his abortion of a band, BAND?!?? choke on a piece of peperoni from said hilarious pizza, hahahaa MacCaulay your such a comic genius! failing that hopefully no one will turn up at the first gig and there will be a gas explosion that wipes out The Pisser Underground!
  
  Im off for me medication and a lay down before my blood presure bursts my eyes!!!! FUCKING CULKIN!

• RE: KEEP THE CHANGE YA FILTHY ANIMAL!

  StrumSolo > 07/03/2014, 12:32

  Clit! Is it mostly a Culkin-hate or a Velvets-love thing?

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  Clitterbug > 07/03/2014, 14:00

  Ive steadied back down to 120 over 80 and have full vision back, thank you Glaxo/Smyth/Clein.
  
  A bit of both i think m8, Culkin was i suppose sort of bareable in the Home Alone shite, well the kids liked him and i sat through it grinding my teeth, but i lost any respect i may have been nurturing for his cuteness when Michael Jackson started shagging him! As for the Velvets, well i can only say thank God Lou Reed never had to witness his art being shat upon in a feeble attempt at humour! now Billy Shatner may well have been guilty of murdering many a song but at least he was amusing, albeit in a serious 'im not messing around here' way.
  
  
  
  Now you know how he landed the Star Trek gig!

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  Ekul-MR > 07/03/2014, 14:14

  How strange! hahahahaha, but then again... I kinda thought he may have died. Good to see him well and all, but really... Pizza band? LOL.

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  Clitterbug > 07/03/2014, 14:51

  
  I cant decide which is the most bizzare, Michael with his big boy/little boy, the bukkaka scene or the fact Jacko kept his hat on while being bummed!

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  RussyRover > 07/03/2014, 15:52

  (07/03/2014, 14:00)clitterbug Wrote: Ive steadied back down to 120 over 80 and have full vision back, thank you Glaxo/Smyth/Clein.
  
  A bit of both i think m8, Culkin was i suppose sort of bareable in the Home Alone shite, well the kids liked him and i sat through it grinding my teeth, but i lost any respect i may have been nurturing for his cuteness when Michael Jackson started shagging him! As for the Velvets, well i can only say thank God Lou Reed never had to witness his art being shat upon in a feeble attempt at humour! now Billy Shatner may well have been guilty of murdering many a song but at least he was amusing, albeit in a serious 'im not messing around here' way.
  
  
  
  Now you know how he landed the Star Trek gig!

  
  
  Clit, I love that Shat version, in fact his albums are great, although should be taken in the lighthearted way I am sure he intended!
  
  I prefer Stewies' version though...
  
  
  
  
  
  If you thought the 'Shat' was the only one to venture into music, then you ought to hear Nimoy (or is it Spock!!)....
  
  
  
  

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  (07/03/2014, 12:32)ScottyRampant Wrote: Clit! Is it mostly a Culkin-hate or a Velvets-love thing?

  
  Definitely a Culkin-hate for me, he is one obnoxious shit head... perhaps he and Bieber ought to get together for a duet, then we ring up al-Qaeda and tell them where so they can obliterate them both...

• RE: KEEP THE CHANGE YA FILTHY ANIMAL!

  StrumSolo > 27/05/2014, 15:08

  (07/03/2014, 10:46)ScottyRampant Wrote: I'm not saying the drugs have taken their toll, but...
  
  Macaulay Culkin's started a band called Pizza Underground. They play pizza-based (boom) parodies of Velvet Underground songs with titles including Take a Bite of the Wild Slice, All the Pizza Parties and Pizza Gal.
  
  Anyway, they're touring the UK in May and June.

  
  Booed off stage, beer thrown...
  
  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27585631
  
  Not going brilliantly then.

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  Clitterbug > 27/05/2014, 15:25

  Well done Patrick Mendes, a man after my own heart, although i think Patrick Mendes is an alias of RussyRover! what d'you think Scotty?

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  StrumSolo > 27/05/2014, 16:11

  (27/05/2014, 15:25)clitterbug Wrote: Well done Patrick Mendes, a man after my own heart, although i think Patrick Mendes is an alias of RussyRover! what d'you think Scotty?

  
  I hope so Clit, I hope so.
  
  Sure am missing the degenerate Welsh bastard.
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