JUST4KIMMY tell her a joke guys...

JUST4KIMMY tell her a joke guys...
JUST4KIMMY tell her a joke guys...

raylovschicks > 18/10/2011, 00:50

guys tell our little princess of fun a joke clean,rude anything but no race 1s of course,,sex can be funny as i look at myself naked in the mirror lol,,,just to warm u up and kimmy,,,,A priest kept chickens at his parish,1 evening the cock went missing,at mass the priest asked who has a cock? all the men got up,no i meant who,s seen a cock,all the women got up,,no no who,s seen a cock which isnt theirs,half the women got up.,OH for God,s sake,who,s seen my cock?,all the choir boys got up...
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KenyaGruv > 18/10/2011, 10:38

Here about the guy who drowned in a bowl of Muesli.......he got taken down by the currant. Boom Boom
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raylovschicks > 18/10/2011, 16:12

i like...
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raylovschicks > 19/10/2011, 17:22

anything guys,u all no 1...jus4kimmy...
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braveheart.1965 > 19/10/2011, 19:38

(19/10/2011, 17:22)raylovschicks Wrote: anything guys,u all no 1...jus4kimmy...

whats the
biggest drawback in the sea......... mobbies dick who circumsized moby dick 4skin divers
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BIGdave31 > 19/10/2011, 19:52

I bought the wife some crotchless knickers for halloween, nothing sexual just wanted to give her a better grip on her broomstick..!
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raylovschicks > 19/10/2011, 20:00

good 1s like lol...
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KimmyHaze > 28/10/2011, 17:37

YAY! Loving my jokes dudes :) Always after filthy jokes when Im on the webshow when I get those quiet moments - Nice one for this thread, and thanks to all the rest that have taken part in this thread of filthy jokes :)

Love it longtime :D:D
xxxx
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raylovschicks > 28/10/2011, 19:56

thanks KIMMY,keep em cummin guys,, 1more,, at school my favorite lesson used to be gym,due to the fact that i had the biggest cock in the class,i used to love strolling around the changing rooms stark naked,flicking the weaker kids with the tip of my towel whilst pointing and laughing at the ones with little peckers,,That is,until i was sacked...
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da1nonly_42 > 28/10/2011, 20:23

Ok here's one:
Mummy bear, daddy bear and baby bear feel hungry so mummy bear cooks up a porridge. The porridge is too hot so they go for a short walk while the porridge cools Down. When they come back they find the door wide open.
They rush in, baby bear shouts "who's been eatin my porridge?"
Mummy bear shouts "who's been eating my porridge?"
Daddy bear says "Never mind the fucking porridge, where's the tv gone?!"
Another one, while I'm at it:
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The boy who can't reach the doorbell....."

Not my finest of jokes but its always at the tip of my Tongue when I need to tell one. Nice and easy.
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